Okay, you guys wanna see the bizarre and wonderful and oh so cool mystery box that landed on my #magicporch today? I had no idea what this was or who sent it.
But it weighs a ton! I mean, itβs huge and heavy!
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Okay, opening it up, is this leather roll, which says The NEVERS on it.
I have not yet seen the show!
I open the roll and itβs...
Really nice screwdrivers?
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AM I BUILDING ROBOTS?
I have no idea!
As I said, I had no idea this was coming, what it is, or who sent it.
Just that itβs huge and weighs a ton.
Under the screwdrivers is a huge, handcrafted wooden box. With this lightbulb symbol. Itβs locked.
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Okay, so you use the medium screwdriver in the hole in the handle, to push a spring lock, thus βpickingβ the lock.
It opens to these two lovely leather covers to the two sections...
Well, damn, this is some of the coolest stuff ever.
This is me opening the package!
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I mean, seriously, this seems to be a handcrafted solid wood box.
I would buy it just for how beautiful it is!
Okay, take the slides out...packing material on one side, treasures on the other!
Letβs look!
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Here is some of the stuff...
I canβt explain how BEAUITFUl this stuff is, metal, leather, solid hard wood...itβs elegant!
I included a ps4 controller for scale...handkerchief, poster, purple satchel filled with a GORGEOUS tarot card deck...
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Now, this little thing is heavy and gorgeous, but I have no idea what it is. It has a little prong, and then a shaving edge...anyone know?
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There is this leather bound journal...well, itβs half journal.
The rest is how to make tea, recipes, cocktails, and tarot instructions. Again, every page is gorgeous.
Oh, wait, thereβs what that silver thing is. Illustration looks nsfw!
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Okay, letβs open the other half!
It;s a gorgeous brooch with a skeleton something, a metal tape measure (is carpentry part of the show?), and this wild thing, the pulb actually FLOATS over the pad, while illuminated. THAT IS SO COOL I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE.
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And then the coolest part...
This gorgeous tea set, beautiful imagery.
This might be the nicest teapot I have!
Cups, saucer, teapot and lid...wow!
And a beautiful metal curio box with a tea infuser inside!
I LOVE TEA, YOU GUYS.
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I have to say...I looked at some other folks got a #TheNevers box, but no two I have seen yet appear to be the same...
They couldnβt possibly making these custom specifically, could they? Like some of the other focus on gin and cocktails, but I donβt drink, so mine is tea? 12/
The box feels like itβs still heavy.
Oh my gosh.
Thereβs a false bottom.
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
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THEREβS STUFF IN THE HIDDEN COMPARTMENT YOU GUYS.
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Oh gosh, itβs these perfect little heavy glass jars of loose leaf tea and infused sugar cubes and they smell like HEAVEN. Seriously, this smells like magic, each one. Rose-infused sugar cubes?
WANT TO TRY.
Also this heavy glass and wood thing with a built in infuser!
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Okay, that made my day. What a lovely surprise. Amazing!
Thanks for opening the mystery thing with me, everyone!
Every year on his birthday (which is today), I write a little letter to @JoeQuesada, wishing him health and happiness for him and his family. We have not spoken in person in years.
In that note, every time, I thank him for asking me, out of nowhere, to pitch for Deadpool.
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Because I had a comics comedy column on CBR and I made him laugh. He used to read the column on the phone to friends. Garth Ennis didn't have email, so he called him long distance to read one about Garth TO Garth.
Even when I made fun of JOE HIMSELF, he would laugh about it.
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So every year, I say something to the effect of, "Thank you for taking a chance on me, and for opening the door that had made my life's dream come true over and over."
And he always says something humble and sweet, that I make it happen myself.
I have been thinking this forever but this morning it really hit me.
@stephenking is a badass.
Just a combustion engine. Love that guy.
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There have been a dozen times where the thing getting me through a tough time was simply having a Stephen King novel or anthology or movie adaptation to enjoy.
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When I was a kid, the very first novel I ever read (I was probably a little young for it) where the cast was all female and took all roles from villain to tragic hero and everywhere in-between was Carrie. To this DAY, I still haven't read many novels that can make that claim.
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I hear all the time, and have thought it myself, why does the world fear and hate mutants, but love the scary-looking oddballs in, say, the Fantastic Four?
Here is a thought about that.
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The Fantastic Four comes to save you.
You look out, and you see standing around you;
A woman who disappears
A man on fire
A rock-like golen creature
and the ultimate stretchy body horror.
OR.
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You look out and see
A great-looking guy with sunglasses
A beautiful woman with a cool fire bird effect
A goddess controlling a storm
A slightly hairy Canadian.
Why are citizens afraid of THIS four, and not the others?
When I was in second grade, our teacher read us, over the course of several days, an adaptation of Cool Hand Luke.
None of us knew anything about prisons, Southern culture, road gangs, prisoner abuse, or crime in general, really. We were seven years old, and enthralled.
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I remember, NO ONE missed school after the first day.
It starts with Luke, played by Paul Newman in the movie, getting drunk and busting up parking meters, for no good reason, so your introduction to him, in a childβsβ view, is bad, not revolutionary.
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Spoilers, but Luke ends up paying a heavy price for simply not being able to go along with what he is told to do, the falsehoods he is told are true. It is inevitable, even as kids we knew there would be no happy ending.
And we know it was wrong, the escalation. As kids.
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