Okay, you guys wanna see the bizarre and wonderful and oh so cool mystery box that landed on my #magicporch today? I had no idea what this was or who sent it.
But it weighs a ton! I mean, it’s huge and heavy!
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Okay, opening it up, is this leather roll, which says The NEVERS on it.
I have not yet seen the show!
I open the roll and it’s...
Really nice screwdrivers?
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AM I BUILDING ROBOTS?
I have no idea!
As I said, I had no idea this was coming, what it is, or who sent it.
Just that it’s huge and weighs a ton.
Under the screwdrivers is a huge, handcrafted wooden box. With this lightbulb symbol. It’s locked.
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Okay, so you use the medium screwdriver in the hole in the handle, to push a spring lock, thus ‘picking’ the lock.
It opens to these two lovely leather covers to the two sections...
Well, damn, this is some of the coolest stuff ever.
This is me opening the package!
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I mean, seriously, this seems to be a handcrafted solid wood box.
I would buy it just for how beautiful it is!
Okay, take the slides out...packing material on one side, treasures on the other!
Let’s look!
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Here is some of the stuff...
I can’t explain how BEAUITFUl this stuff is, metal, leather, solid hard wood...it’s elegant!
I included a ps4 controller for scale...handkerchief, poster, purple satchel filled with a GORGEOUS tarot card deck...
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Now, this little thing is heavy and gorgeous, but I have no idea what it is. It has a little prong, and then a shaving edge...anyone know?
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There is this leather bound journal...well, it’s half journal.
The rest is how to make tea, recipes, cocktails, and tarot instructions. Again, every page is gorgeous.
Oh, wait, there’s what that silver thing is. Illustration looks nsfw!
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Okay, let’s open the other half!
It;s a gorgeous brooch with a skeleton something, a metal tape measure (is carpentry part of the show?), and this wild thing, the pulb actually FLOATS over the pad, while illuminated. THAT IS SO COOL I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE.
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And then the coolest part...
This gorgeous tea set, beautiful imagery.
This might be the nicest teapot I have!
Cups, saucer, teapot and lid...wow!
And a beautiful metal curio box with a tea infuser inside!
I LOVE TEA, YOU GUYS.
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I have to say...I looked at some other folks got a #TheNevers box, but no two I have seen yet appear to be the same...
They couldn’t possibly making these custom specifically, could they? Like some of the other focus on gin and cocktails, but I don’t drink, so mine is tea? 12/
The box feels like it’s still heavy.
Oh my gosh.
There’s a false bottom.
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.
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THERE’S STUFF IN THE HIDDEN COMPARTMENT YOU GUYS.
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Oh gosh, it’s these perfect little heavy glass jars of loose leaf tea and infused sugar cubes and they smell like HEAVEN. Seriously, this smells like magic, each one. Rose-infused sugar cubes?
WANT TO TRY.
Also this heavy glass and wood thing with a built in infuser!
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Okay, that made my day. What a lovely surprise. Amazing!
Thanks for opening the mystery thing with me, everyone!
I have a Roger Corman story. It’s fun, but weird, as I am gathering most Roger Corman stories tend to be.
I was a fan of his movies and his legend and legacy.
At the very beginning of my comics career, his office contacted me.
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I was very new to writing professionally. I didn’t become a writer to make films, comics were not a stepping stone. And I had mostly been drafted, so my sense of value in myself as a writer was a bit shaky and tinged with a lot of, ‘how did I get here? What’s happening?’
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The idea that a legendary movie guy would contact me for anything made no sense. I still had my hair salon. I hadn’t even written very many comics, and I was pretty sure it was all going to go away very quickly.
I remind everyone of this each year, apologies for repeating myself.
This Saturday, May 4th, is @Freecomicbook Day! Please go and enjoy and have a wonderful time. Some great shops have sales, cosplay, events, guests, even treats planned for you, PLUS FREE COMICS!
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Howerer, this is just a gentle reminder that, unlike what many think, the stores DO have to pay for the comics they give away for free. They pay for them in bundles. This year there are dozens of individual comics being given away...imagine how much that might cost!
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But that's not all. They also pay (often outrageous) shipping on all those books.
Stores often pay for extra employees, decorations, advertising, cosplayers, guests, and lots more. It is EXPENSIVE.
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Here is my central core thought while writing Deadpool.
It is no secret that I don't like endlessly 'zany' Deadpool. He was described as 'serial killer Daffy Duck' to me early on, that's the version I don't care for.
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I also don't care for endlessly bleak, 'nothing matters,' kill everyone Deadpool.
I think that could be a thousand other characters, and it's far from the magic potion that makes Deadpool fun.
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So the Deadpool is a subverted version of both of those.
He is a goddamn loudmouth, whose humor comes from tragedy.
But he's so endlessly high energy that it saves him from being insufferable and dreary.
And ALSO so internally sad and broken that he's not a constant punchline.
Today is @Dwayne_McDuffie's birthday. He would have been 62 today, if he hadn't passed unexpectedly one day after his 49th birthday.
To me, and most everyone who knew him, Dwayne was a light we all orbited in someway. There are many great creators.
Dwayne was a giant.
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I've told this story before but it can't be overstated. I absolutely would not have this career I love, and this life I love, without Dwayne.
I am far from the only person he lifted up and put on the stairway out. Out of poverty, out of an unfulfilling career.
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You may have heard some or all of this before. But to this day, when I think of Dwayne McDuffie, I am a bundle of terrible and wonderful emotions. I smile at the fact that I got to meet him at all, and then I cry because his loss is so vast, it still seems insurmountable.
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One time at SDCC, Dan DiDio invited me to lunch at a beautiful seafood restaurant on the bay. He had been given a list of properties that WB owned, many of which DC would have had the ability to adapt to comics.
It was STUNNING. I had no idea, I don't think Dan knew, either.
He said that this list could do something for DC that hadn't really been the case in a long time, it could open up a ton of genres with already-popular IP.
Many were very dormant concepts, but many still had active fanbases, and some were huge.
And we could use them.
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So there were a lot of things people know, like MORTAL KOMBAT and the various Bugs Bunny-type things, but the list just went on and on and on, things like the Three Stooges and tons of toy lines and action movie franchises. It was an incredible list.
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