I don't feel like paying to unlock Cosmo so I'll never know the full story, but I think I'm okay with that
Will dry humping become the new cunnilingus, will I self immolate
The thing about "your clitoris is on the outside" is that, yes but also the *back* of your clitoris is on the inside so... think on that one, Einstein
Also I guess dry humping is technically frottage and I will happily endorse frottage for all who want to pursue it but 1) whyyyyyy call it dry humping, is this junior high and 2) whhhhhhyyyyyy rank sex acts
Also I would argue that, ugh, "dry humping" *is* sex, hello, call up some lesbians, dummies
That last tweet made me wonder what would pop up if I google image searched "lesbian mannequins" and I gotta tell you: I am disappoint.
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A really random bit of trivia is that I have a great uncle who, for reasons that aren’t worth going into, changed his last name when he was in his 20s or 30s and 1) I didn’t know that until I was an adult and 2) I *doubly* did not know that his chosen last name was DENTON
Was literally just hanging out at my grandmother’s house maybe a decade ago and happened upon my grandfather’s obit and there, in bold type, was a bit about how he’d been survived by his brother, a *Denton*
I don’t like Kyrsten Sinema but I also feel tired when my timeline is full of “I hate this bitch” tweets just because she looks like she robbed a Hot Topic
Truly wish I could mute all the commentary on her outfits, I genuinely do not care
Is it better to sabotage the vulnerable while wearing a staid pantsuit?
ME: Maybe I should I invite women to apply to date me
FIVE SECONDS LATER: What if too many people apply and I have to disappoint a bunch of them
FIVE MORE SECONDS LATER: What if *no one* applies 🥺
Truly every time I think about doing one of those “If you have a crush on me you have to tell me!!!” posts I’m just like, “What if people I’m not interested in but don’t want to let down reply” and the whole thing feels like an exercise in humiliation for everyone
I love Bamboozled and whenever someone is trying to explain away lack of diversity in writers rooms I think about the quip Pierre (Damon Wayans) responds with: “Maybe they couldn’t put down their crack pipes long enough to apply.”
I see people saying this film was ahead of its time which weirds me out because like... do you think Black writers weren’t complaining about all white writers’ rooms twenty years ago? This movie was commenting on a very specific 1990s TV trend.
It’s also so weird to me to see people talk about this movie as “forgotten” when it’s long been one of my fave Lee films.
I think a lot about the fact that the only reason my grandparents immigrated to the US and not Israel is because my grandmother absolutely refused to go to Israel because her brother was in the US
They apparently had papers for Israel first! Getting papers to go to the US was a pain in the ass! (at one point they were going to apply using a fake job offer from Yeshiva U, but then the US started cracking down on Yeshiva for issuing too many fake jobs.)
I also think a lot about the fact that the US government apparently cracked down on Yeshiva University for offering too many fake jobs to Holocaust survivors who wanted to immigrate to the US