If you use news websites then you will already be familiar with the 12 step process for reading a news article online. If not, I've summarised them below.
Please follow all steps carefully and don't skip any...
Step 1: accept cookies.
Step 2: close the window thanking you for accepting cookies.
Step 3: wait for text and images to load as if it was 1998 and you were on dial-up.
Step 4: close pop-up videos that you never wanted in the first place.
Step 5: close news notification pop-ups, as your phone already pings nineteen times a minute due to Twitter notifications.
Step 6: close requests to install apps as you have no memory left on your phone after your last WhatsApp update installed itself.
Step 7: close window notifying you that you are reading the article for free. You didn't come here for a guilt trip.
Step 8: close window requesting you to register to read more articles. You haven't the mental stamina to remember any more passwords.
Step 9: close window opened by accidentally clicking on sponsored content when closing other windows.
Step 10: close breaking news pop-up, as three other pre-installed apps you can't delete have already told you the same thing.
Step 11: carefully scroll through other sponsored content links that have pushed paragraph two of the news story halfway down the page (take care to avoid step 9 again).
Step 12: when you've finished reading delete all browser cookies, meaning you have to go through all these steps again when you read another article.
News costs, and pop-ups are the price you pay for information.
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What are the pulp archetypes? Pulp novels are usually written quickly and rely on a formula, but do they use different archetypal characters to other fiction?
Let's take a look at a few...
The Outlaw is a classic pulp archetype: from Dick Turpin onwards lawbreakers have been a staple of the genre. Crime never pays, but it's exciting and trangressive!
Some pulp outlaws however are principled...
As Bob Dylan sang "to live outside the law you must be honest." Michel Gourdon's 1915 hero Dr Christopher Syn is a good example. A clergyman turned pirate and smuggler, he starts as a revenger but becomes the moral magistrate of the smuggling gangs of Romney Marsh.
Given the current heatwave, I feel obliged to ask my favourite question: is it time to bring back the leisure suit?
Let's find out...
Now we all know what a man's lounge suit is, but if we're honest it can be a bit... stuffy. Formal. Businesslike. Not what you'd wear 'in da club' as the young folks say.
So for many years tailors have been experimenting with less formal, but still upmarket gents attire. The sort of garb you could wear for both a high level business meeting AND for listening to the Moody Blues in an espresso bar. Something versatile.
Today in pulp I look back at the publishing phenomenon of gamebooks: novels in which YOU are the hero!
A pencil and dice may be required for this thread...
Gamebooks are a simple but addictive concept: you control the narrative. At the end of each section of the story you are offered a choice of outcomes, and based on that you turn to the page indicated to see what happens next.
Gamebook plots are in fact complicated decision tree maps: one or more branches end in success, but many more end in failure! It's down to you to decide which path to tread.