If you use news websites then you will already be familiar with the 12 step process for reading a news article online. If not, I've summarised them below.
Please follow all steps carefully and don't skip any...
Step 1: accept cookies.
Step 2: close the window thanking you for accepting cookies.
Step 3: wait for text and images to load as if it was 1998 and you were on dial-up.
Step 4: close pop-up videos that you never wanted in the first place.
Step 5: close news notification pop-ups, as your phone already pings nineteen times a minute due to Twitter notifications.
Step 6: close requests to install apps as you have no memory left on your phone after your last WhatsApp update installed itself.
Step 7: close window notifying you that you are reading the article for free. You didn't come here for a guilt trip.
Step 8: close window requesting you to register to read more articles. You haven't the mental stamina to remember any more passwords.
Step 9: close window opened by accidentally clicking on sponsored content when closing other windows.
Step 10: close breaking news pop-up, as three other pre-installed apps you can't delete have already told you the same thing.
Step 11: carefully scroll through other sponsored content links that have pushed paragraph two of the news story halfway down the page (take care to avoid step 9 again).
Step 12: when you've finished reading delete all browser cookies, meaning you have to go through all these steps again when you read another article.
News costs, and pop-ups are the price you pay for information.
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The Time Machine, Brave New World, 1984: these weren’t the first dystopian novels. There's an interesting history of Victorian and Edwardian literature looking at the impact of modernity on humans and finding it worrying.
Today in pulp I look at some early dystopian books…
Paris in the Twentieth Century, written in 1863, was the second novel penned by Jules Verne. However his publisher Pierre-Jules Hetzel rejected it as too gloomy. The manuscript was only discovered in 1994 when Verne’s grandson hired a locksmith to break into an old family safe.
The novel, set in 1961, warns of the dangers of a utilitarian culture. Paris has street lights, motor cars and the electric chair but no artists or writers any more. Instead industry and commerce dominate and citizens see themselves as cogs in a great economic machine.
In January 1919 a new magazine heralded the dawn of the Weimar era. Its aesthetic was a kind of demented Jugendstil, and its stories were dark gothic fantasies.
This is the story of Der Orchideengarten...
Der Orchideengarten: Phantastische Blätter (The orchid garden: fantastic pages) is probably the first ever fantasy magazine. Published in Munich by Dreiländerverlag, a trial issue appeared in 1918 before the first full 24 page edition was published in January 1919.
"The orchid garden is full of beautiful - now terribly gruesome, now satirically pleasing - graphic jewelery" announced the advanced publicity. It was certainly a huge departure from the Art Nouveau of Jugend magazine, which German readers were already familiar with.
If stock photography has taught us one thing it's how to recognise a hacker! But how much do we really know about these shady characters, with their ill-fitting balaclavas and their Windows 7 laptops?
Here's my essential stock photography guide to cybersecurity...
First things first, hacking has come on leaps and bounds in the last few years. Backing up your sensitive data on C60 cassette and labelling it "Flock of Seagulls Megamix' is no longer enough to keep your information safe!
And hackers are actually very hard to spot. That's because they dress head-to-toe in black (or very very very dark grey) since they live on the Dark Web and want to blend into the background.