STOP MAKING SURVIVAL SPELLS

-SPELL CARDS WERE ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN HEALTH BARS
-YEARS OF TOUHOU yet NO REAL USE FOUND for forcing players to dodge for LONGER
-wanted to make them dodge anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "MORE HEALTH"
-"Yes, please give me nothing to SHOOT in my SHOOTING GAME. Please make my shot WORTHLESS" - Statements dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED
LOOK at what ZUN has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the time & money we spent on his games (These are REAL Spell cards, designed by REAL Game developers) ImageImageImage
"Hello, I would like 90.00 seconds of health please"
They have played us for absolute fools

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