@TRAUMAdotJPG 1) Forewarned is forearmed. Wish I'd been packing when Dr. Foul-up vasectomized me WITHOUT ANESTHESIA (having evidently given me a saline solution & took the lidocaine himself). When I began to scream, he told the nurse, "Hold him down, Goddammit!"
@TRAUMAdotJPG 2) Afterward, my balls swelled up like a rhino's. The inflammatory response wrecked other anatomical parts that had to be surgically removed. I was eventually diagnosed as having developed Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy, a 24/7 disorder that sets the bar on the McGill Pain Scale.
@TRAUMAdotJPG 3) This happened in 2002. Conjugal relations have been out of the question ever since. I can hardly stand to wear clothes or be touched ... anywhere. My wife/high school sweetheart is a saint. We vowed to love one another for better or worse ... & this is the worst. Sigh!
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@CassyWearsHeels 1) I could care less about this woman's panties. What fascinates me is what's written all over her face:

"Blessed Job 3:12"

Why was I laid on my mother’s lap?
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Why didn’t I die as I came from the womb?
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"‘I thank you, God, that I am not like other people—cheaters, sinners, adulterers. I’m certainly not like that tax collector! I fast twice a week, and I give you a tenth of my income.’
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Luke 15:20-24
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