I asked my Year 1 classes "What would you do as president of the world?"
Here is my analysis;
A THREAD
Here is my analysis;
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Alice - "Sweets for breakfast... everyday"
Right, obesity rates are through the roof. Heart disease. Over eating. Alice is taking none of this into consideration. The class cheered so she's won the majority. She knows what works, and who knows, wine gums at 7am might be nice.
Right, obesity rates are through the roof. Heart disease. Over eating. Alice is taking none of this into consideration. The class cheered so she's won the majority. She knows what works, and who knows, wine gums at 7am might be nice.
Katie - "Build a house for my mum"
I know you've seen this and gone "aww" but look deeper. She's the President of the WORLD and all she's doing is building a house for her mum. I think it's incredibly selfish. Also her mum drives a 21 plate Audi. Absolute sham. Greedy fatcats.
I know you've seen this and gone "aww" but look deeper. She's the President of the WORLD and all she's doing is building a house for her mum. I think it's incredibly selfish. Also her mum drives a 21 plate Audi. Absolute sham. Greedy fatcats.
Jack - "Go to London and live in Big Ben"
The epicenter. Typical tho, Jack buggers off to London with 0 policies and leaves all of us in the muck. Like Quasimodo he'll live in a bell tower away from civilization. I think he believes he gets to ring the bell. I didn't tell him.
The epicenter. Typical tho, Jack buggers off to London with 0 policies and leaves all of us in the muck. Like Quasimodo he'll live in a bell tower away from civilization. I think he believes he gets to ring the bell. I didn't tell him.
Toby - "Drink hot chocolate and eat chocolate"
Yep. Of course. Chocolate. Basically he just wants to eat/drink chocolate. Also, it's worth mentioning that it's "healthy chocolate" so he won't get fat. He doesn't realise he'd make a fortune selling "healthy chocolate". But no.
Yep. Of course. Chocolate. Basically he just wants to eat/drink chocolate. Also, it's worth mentioning that it's "healthy chocolate" so he won't get fat. He doesn't realise he'd make a fortune selling "healthy chocolate". But no.
Emma - "Help people with spelling"
For context, Emma is amazing at spelling. Of course she'd use her time helping others. It's all very "Id like to teach their world to sing", hand in hand we all learn together. Bit too soft for my liking but what a world it would be. Love this.
For context, Emma is amazing at spelling. Of course she'd use her time helping others. It's all very "Id like to teach their world to sing", hand in hand we all learn together. Bit too soft for my liking but what a world it would be. Love this.
Mikey - "Get a PlayStation 5"
It's all take, take, take with Mikey. Where does it end!? The class absolutely loved the idea and started calling out all the games he could play. Suckers. Mikey thinks he's Truman and we're just the extras. Arrogant and greedy. Heil Mikey.
It's all take, take, take with Mikey. Where does it end!? The class absolutely loved the idea and started calling out all the games he could play. Suckers. Mikey thinks he's Truman and we're just the extras. Arrogant and greedy. Heil Mikey.
Ravi - "Give everyone a pizza"
Marcus Rashford eat your heart out. Always thinking about others. I did ask him about people who don't like pizza but he replied "Everyone will want my pizza", his confidence shine through once again. I genuinely believe he WILL feed the world.
Marcus Rashford eat your heart out. Always thinking about others. I did ask him about people who don't like pizza but he replied "Everyone will want my pizza", his confidence shine through once again. I genuinely believe he WILL feed the world.
Rosie - "Put maths in the bin and playtime"
Vote for Rosie. My frontrunner! I hate maths. Chuck it in the bin. She said "The robots can do it while we play". I'm actually all for this dystopian wonderland. She's really saying, we live to work not the opposite. Time for change.
Vote for Rosie. My frontrunner! I hate maths. Chuck it in the bin. She said "The robots can do it while we play". I'm actually all for this dystopian wonderland. She's really saying, we live to work not the opposite. Time for change.
Wendy - "Stop the virus"
Clear. Precise. Topical. Wendy knows EXACTLY what she's doing with this tagline. She's a politician through and through. Didn't give facts. Didn't need to. 'stop the virus' 'but how?' 'Doesnt matter, just stop it'...this is Trump if he was a decent man.
Clear. Precise. Topical. Wendy knows EXACTLY what she's doing with this tagline. She's a politician through and through. Didn't give facts. Didn't need to. 'stop the virus' 'but how?' 'Doesnt matter, just stop it'...this is Trump if he was a decent man.
Ben - "Stop the virus with Wendy"
Every great leader needs the right people around them. Ben is the perfect Vice President. He understands his role. He's not necessarily a leader so working under Wendy is perfect. I'm pretty sure he's politically leeching. Like a young Iago.
Every great leader needs the right people around them. Ben is the perfect Vice President. He understands his role. He's not necessarily a leader so working under Wendy is perfect. I'm pretty sure he's politically leeching. Like a young Iago.
Susanna - "Put my brother in a big dungeon"
I'm surprised she's using her power for evil but I suppose power does that. However when I asked about the dungeon. It sounded more like a studio flat in London. All at the taxpayers expense may I add. WE'RE PAYING, WHAT A JOKE.
I'm surprised she's using her power for evil but I suppose power does that. However when I asked about the dungeon. It sounded more like a studio flat in London. All at the taxpayers expense may I add. WE'RE PAYING, WHAT A JOKE.
End of thread.
You couldn't help Ravi get an MBE could you? @MarcusRashford
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