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24 Apr, 6 tweets, 2 min read
I am attempting something strange and possibly objectively terrifying in the kitchen right now. No, it is not related to burritos. You will know more if it is successful. WHAT'S IN THE POT, SCALZI?!?
Update: the culinary experiment is cooling now. My friends, allow me to present to you:

Pickle juice caramels (pre-cut). They are shiny and glossy and look like caramels.
(Dill, to clarify)
All right, now, a poll:

Would you try (dill) pickle juice caramels?
Verdict: actually not bad. Brininess is okay but they're *very* salty, which is not at all a surprise considering pickle brine. Recipe I used included finishing salt, which in hindsight I would skip. Dusted with powdered sugar to cut saltiness and stickiness; storing in fridge. The cut pickle brine caramels.The caramels with powdered sugar.
Also, I cleaned up the kitchen after my nonsense, because I am not a monster. Pictured: a clean kitchen.

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Just arrived at the Scalzi Compound: The signed limited edition of Murder By Other Means, the latest installment of the "Dispatcher" series. If you preordered from @SubPress, they're on their way! Also, SubPress has the ebook edition up on their site:

subterraneanpress.com/the-dispatcher… The book, propped up by an award whilst a porg looks on.
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The fuck we don't, pal
I write books as a fucking business, thank you very much, and part of my business is the long tail -- creating a body of work that is saleable for many years. It's one reason I have that long contract with Tor: All my novels at one house, motivated to keep it *all* in print.
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