I'm almost positive these are Jamie Dimon's secret Instagram and Twitter accounts trashberg.com/p/i-think-i-fo…
anyway, I know that Jay Powell and Hillary Clinton are both still out there, so if you have any information about either pls get in touch ty
to the various business/investment people following me after this: you're making a huge mistake

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20 Apr
david cameron
fuck this was supposed to be a search
i will not delete this tweet because i am not a COWARD but congratulations on your accidental preview of this week's trashberg
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19 Apr
"i'm a big idiot who refuses to talk to people who know what they're talking about, thus the need for my comically large set of calipers, you see"
anyway, love sully insisting he's not doing race science, and then immediately insisting on the genetic superiority of *~*specifically*~* ashkenazi jews
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16 Apr
lmao, love that uhhh hour or two-long vetting process Image
speaking of which, trashberg will be a day late because we take Guess The Mouth SERIOUSLY and put in the WORK
the funny thing about bari having no actual core belief system other than wanting to make people she finds annoying mad is that she doesn't actually understand where the line exists for the people who eat her shit up or why Image
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11 Apr
Lmao what in his god's name
honestly impressive that he was able to annunciate "Jake Paul, youtube sensation" as well as he did with a jaw that is only capable of horizontal movements
enunciate, whatever, get fucked
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7 Apr
I love this show so much, audience has absolutely no idea when they're supposed to laugh and grow increasingly insecure as time goes on—true existential horror
the "brian williams is a liar" bit now also has brian williams being a birther? feels like someone got confused about who was supposed to read which part
the cow bit tries to have like eight different punchlines and not a single one of them is coherent, just phenomenal stuff
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25 Feb
what the fuck is wrong with these people
it was a public fucking tweet you dipshits!
at least there's no snake emojis though
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