Thread by @textfiles

So, back when the Charlesgate and Fensgate dorms were a thing at Emerson College, there was one specific bridge viewable from the dorms that was between where Interstate 90 dumped you and getting into Boston University, and BU students smashing their U-Haul trucks into it.

https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1389280338552279042

I've actually believed for some time that the greatest thing is how bright rental trucks are and it should almost be a law they're incredibly bright, because "HELLO, THE DRIVER OF THIS TRUCK NEVER DRIVES TRUCKS"

BONK! Stay on the left side, families driving your BU students in!

I'm going whole hog on this. You and your family want to go to the green X upper left. But you're on the blue road that goes UNDER the city. By the time you hit that second blue arrow, you're all freaking out. You then desperately follow the red arrows trying to get back.

You might look at this and go "Wait, what about that road next to the water! That doesn't seem so bad - go there." And that is Storrow and that brings us back to the video on this thread. And there are signs saying NOOOOO TRUUUUUUUCKS and so the family's in a panic and then BONK

Welcome to Boston! Oh, you brought a VEHICLE? You HUCKLEBERRY

Ever try to shove a hot dog through a straw? Strap in

New York drivers are AGGRESSIVE

Boston drivers are ANGRY