Find someone who loves and looks after you the same way Windows 10 loves and cares for that ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD who wants Skype to start on system boot.
"Please add Skype to my startup items every time you update" said NOBODY IN THE WORLD EVER.
I will accept that Edge is a pretty damn decent browser now though.
Credit where it's due.
Unlike Chrome, it does accept that MAYBE some other processes would like some CPU time.
I was doing some benchmarking of CPU browser usage for virtual tour reasons yesterday and very quickly realised it was quicker to do a list of "Things that will NOT make Chrome instantly use 99% of your CPU" than a list of those that did.
All I'm saying is that if they'd had to try and do ANYTHING to save Apollo 13 that would have involved the command module equivalent of opening Google Chrome then they would have been utterly fucked.
SIDEBAR TO THIS THREAD:
If you're on Windows 10, go into chrome:flags and EXPLICITLY tell it to use WebGL.
It'll knock about 30% off Chromes CPU hogging whenever some kind of graphics rendering is going on (e.g. Maps/Earth).
Also this launch argument is your friend: --use-angle=gl
ALSO FUN APOLLO SIDEBAR:
The thing that kept freezing the Apollo 11 landing computer during the moon landing was Neil Armstrong being a MASSIVE EXCITED NERD.
He kept telling it to give him more info and the subprogram which did that wasn't being accounted for properly in memory
LANDING COMPUTER: I will land on moooon
ARMSTRONG: OMG this so cool show me all the numbers!
LANDING COMPUTER: OK. Blaaaargh. Reboot
ARMSTRONG: WHY U CRASH?! show me numbers I fix u
LANDING COMPUTER: OK. Blaaaargh. Reboot
NASA: Neil are u touching things?
ARMSTRONG: Um no honest
NASA: Cos it looks very much down here like you're touching things
ARMSTRONG: Definitely not me.
NASA: Buzz is he touching things?
ALDRIN: Nope
ARMSTRONG [whispers]: Thanks Buzz
ALDRIN [whispers]: It's cool bro but maybe stop touching things now
ARMSTRONG: Ok bud
(to paraphrase)
I mean obviously they did it in proper cool rocket man serious speak but that's basically the gist of that whole frantic and very serious(tm) moment during the final landing stage.
And obviously it's WAY more complex than a bunch of slightly facetious tweets and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this excellent talk on the landing computer:
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Okay. Let's talk incumbency and why Johnson isn't cursed with.
For a new PM of an existing government party to be seen as an incumbent government, they have to represent some kind of continuation of the ideas and policies of the previous PM.
One of my friends has just admitted to me that he had to get his cat its own prayer mat to avoid issues during Ramadan, which I absolutely love and is the most cat thing ever.
Now I am googling "cats on prayer mats" and am amaze.
This is 100% one of those things thats like:
"Oh wait. Of COURSE this would be an issue"
Once you stop and think about it for even a second.
Everyone forgets that there was a DEEPLY shit TV series remake of Passport to Pimlico in the 90s, which focused on how funny it would be if one shit little town in England decided it didn't want to be in the UKEU etc.
Yeah. But can they implement it? No evidence of that so far.
Politics junkies get hung up on who had the idea. But people (rarely) vote for someone just HAVING certain ideas. They vote for whoever they think is most likely to get that idea DONE, or whoever did it already.
Which, again, is why letting Johnson reset the incumbency clock with an election was the biggest fucking electoral mistake of a generation.
And we'll all be paying for it for some time.
But ultimately, if the Tories SOMEHOW managed to bring about a LEGITIMATE economic lift in the north, and build enough houses to make home ownership real for future generations, then fair fucks to them.