Story Time: Someone stole pics of me & made a fake Grindr page. This dude sent them $5000 & found me asking for a relationship or his money back. When I told him I didn’t know what he was talking about we started scrapping.
1. So it all started when my Homeboys friend found pics of me on Grinder, it wasn’t the first time someone’s used my pictures for a dating app so I wasn’t surprised at all 
2. A couple weeks go by and someone starts leaving flowers at my job anonymously
3. I’m thinking it’s probably one of my coworkers playing games
4. I clock out and head to my car and some dude is posted up next to it, he sees me and says “Hey Sexy Kidd”
5. I said who are you? He says “we met on Grindr? Then you disappeared” I say what the hell is Grindr? He’s like “it’s a dating app”
6. I said bro I have no idea what you talking about im out. He’s like “so you just gonna take my money & leave? We was supposed to go to Rome..”
7. SideNote: Mans was about to take me all the way to Rome but you bitches can’t even get me a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s
8. He’s like “I know you just scared, I wanna pick up where we left off” I said bro nothing against you but I don’t even swing like that nor do I have any type of dating app. I go to open my car door ...this man gonna push it closed.
9. I said wtf? He’s like “Let’s just talk about it...” Its starts to rain out of nowhere & this nigga start singing
10. DEAD ASS. Singing and dancing in front of me.. he does a little twirl and I dive into my car and PULL OFF!! I look in my review mirror and see him yelling “YOU CANT ESCAPE ME!!”
11. I pull up to the park the next day I’m telling ALL MY FRIENDS.. NO ONE BELIEVES ME.
12. We start hooping and I look over and I see this MOTHER FUCKER ducked off in the corner
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14. I’m like bra how is he FINDING ME??? I tell my homeboy he’s like “Bro just finish the game” We get done & then all I hear is “we got next” I look over and it’s the Guy with all his friends
15. Im like man forget that I grab my stuff and start walking to my car and he steps in front of me..
16. He said “you can either give me my $5000 back or you can teach me how to love you properly.. what’s it gonna be?”
17. I said bro get the hell out my way, you got catfished that’s on you. I walk past him, he yanks me by my hair and puts me in a choke hold
18. Whole time he choking me he whispering in my ear “See you could’ve been in Rome getting choked like this but you wanted to play dumb”
19. So as you seen in the video... after that I slammed him on his neck.. he went home.. never saw him again and never found out who got the money from the fake account
Moral of the story. Ladies I am worth $5000 come correct or don’t come at all
Thanks for reading everyone I’m probably gonna keep uploading the old stories, for all the new ones you can check out my patreon 💪🏾
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