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May 6, 2021 13 tweets 4 min read Read on X
Okay, late to bandwagon but this collective believes in gardening. Sure, it may not replace the global food distribution network, but everything that we grow doesn’t need to be transported, contributes to local food security and means we can feed our friends and neighbors. A🧵
First I love this book. When I was 15 years younger I had friends who lived at the food not lawns house in our town. They had torn the entire lawn out of their rental and raised piles of food. This is the only garden book that also has chapters on how to start pirate radio Food not lawns how to turn ...
These guys form the back bone of the garden they eat bugs and make lots of high nitrogen poop Three yard birds.  one is a...
All of that high nitrogen chicken straw gets mixed with free wood chips from chip drop and together turn into really fantastic hot compost that goes on all of the beds A big pile of dark crumbly ...
One of our collective used to be a farmer so our garden on purpose does not resemble a farm at all. Things get tucked in wherever they fit and we use a cover crop of arugula, spinach, mustard greens and radishes to help keep the soil covered and prevent weeds.
Most of the garden beds look something like this: old mustards going to seed tiny cabbages that have just been planted, lettuces, and itsy-bitsy tiny carrots coming up. I think there might be some volunteer potatoes from last year in this garden bed? A garden bed filled with pl...
This bed just got more seeds tossed into it and a trellis needs to be built for the peas soon but the garlic won’t be ready for another couple of months. Eventually some beans will go in here but they are growing in a seed starting tray for later A hexagon raised bed sits o...
But what really makes me happy is not the sheer number of raised beds that we plant but the part of it that has been turned into a Pirma culture garden. While it gets sweetie it requires very little maintenance besides mulching and can really hold a lot in a small space. A weedy messy patch contain...A giant artichoke plant is ...
I highly recommend anyone new to gardening really try a perennial bed. Strawberries, rhubarb, medicinal herbs, raspberries, fruit bushes, artichokes, asparagus all come back year after year and require almost no maintenance and can be beautiful to look at with almost no work.
Well, that was supposed to say “weedy”. But whatever.
At some point I may update with tomatoes and such but I actually need to plant them and keep them from dying in the tiny pots that I seated them in back in February. Anyway I love to garden share and I highly encourage people to go and play in the dirt.
Oh! I am incredibly excited about this. This experiment is trying to take a tiny shady patch and grow regional edible shade forest plants so there is Ladyfern, waterleaf, oxalis, And wild Ginger A pile of wood mulch with a...
Final note when we do weed we try to help finish the cycle out by tossing weeds and bugs back into the chicken run. The chickens get to eat lots of plants and bugs and everything starts over again. A black and white chicken s...

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Apr 30, 2022
Just leaving this here for when we need it later. Polítical compass with the Tankie Quadrant marked “everyt
Updated to account for centrists: Same chart, but with the x-y axis intersection point labeled
We here at the Brigade would like to

1: express our confusion that this blew up,

2: wish y’all happy mayday, &

3: remind readers that Property & the State are silly stories that can only be told in tandem, & get people killed.

Everything for Everyone, Nothing for Ourselves.
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Apr 28, 2022
Doesn’t take much imagination to figure out why two white dudes are running to unseat Hardesty- she’s the only Black lady to ever serve on city council, and the only PPB critic of the bunch.

So save your imagination for the question of “what is Vadim hiding in his mouth?” Vadim makes a weird faceHe makes it in every picture.The difference is always ho...
look at those eyes. That’s not a smile. That’s not what he’s doing with those teeth.

He might be trapping a small, feebly struggling rodent in there, but he’s definitely not smiling.
Could be worse: he could have zero public experience and the enthusiastic endorsement of the Portland Police Association wweek.com/news/city/2022…
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Aug 29, 2021
As school starts in a few days, it’s easy to get mad at PPS for their safety protocols, because they are BAD.
However the bigger problems are the directives from the Oregon Health Authority (OHA) and the Oregon Department of Education (ODE). So let’s take a look:🧵
First, we have the PPS “Swiss Cheese Model,” which PPS diagrams as shown. It’s a system that relies on a series of nested and hopefully redundant layers. But if only a few layers are holding up the whole mess, then it’s going to fall apart, and there’s going to be outbreaks. 1/
The big thing to know about the PPS Swiss cheese model is that, however insufficient each layer of protection is in this plan, ODE has also removed a bunch of allowed layers, & PPS’s covid plan is bad precisely because it only meets the state’s minimum covid safety standards. 2/
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Aug 28, 2021
Once upon a time, Perdue Pharma spent decades convincing doctors that the best medical science supported getting the whole country hooked on opiates.
Anyway now people don’t trust doctors when they say “this new vaccine is the only thing that helps covid, don’t take horse paste.”
Weird how a Byzantine medical system of grotesquely unethical for-profit firms, with wildly unequal access & outcomes, where life-saving care is regularly and arbitrarily withheld, would engender this kind of mistrust in the midst of a devastatingly mismanaged pandemic.
It sure doesn’t help that the main website that the Horse Paste People are getting their info from looks as legit as the Mayo Clinic or WebMD, or that it links to a bunch of seemingly legitimate medical studies that are difficult to parse or evaluate without a medical degree.
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Aug 20, 2021
So I decided to tune into the “choose love” press conference by Ted Wheeler. So far singers are singing about choose love and following god.

I wonder if the mayor will address the concerns about far right extremists coming into Portland to fight people
Here are some of the groups asking for action this morning:
Apparently Ted would like to address the multitude of problems facing Portland by asking residents to “Choose love”. I’m not shitting you. That’s his opening speech.
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Jun 3, 2021
Just to be clear: 1 year after George Floyd's murder & the burning of the 3rd Precinct, after the mayor vowed to permanently preserve George Floyd Square as a memorial & city council voted to disband MPD, the city cleared George Floyd Square & shot someone dead on the same day.
Correction: City of Minneapolis is ATTEMPTING to clear George Floyd Square.
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