Deciding how to greet wife when she wakes up

Option 1: Happy birthday, love of my life.

Option 2: HAHAHA, your last birthday in the 30s 😂😂😂 next year you'll officially be middle aged like me 🤣🤣🤣
Went with both options of course. But I did make her a decent birthday dinner. Mussels in a Creole type broth, stir fried sugar snap peas, sourdough toast, and Catskills gin and whiskey. Also splashed the booze in the mussels to bring out the flavor.
What's better? My cooking game or my butt game? 😏
Only 8 more months of making "when I was your age, we didn't have to wear masks on airplane" jokes to wife.

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