Starting with @MileyCyrus singing a song for Mother's Day
These cast members are troglodytes what is this. Zero charisma whatsoever.
They are bringing cast members moms on and the moms are better than the cast
They are showing photos of the cast wearing masks in the opening now. I might not be able to make it, lads.
Elon has arrived
Elon's monologue is pretty flat so far. Talking about his tweets now.
Just made a joke about OJ being a murderer (he is)
Elon's mom is up now. Cute moment of them hugging.
Monologue over. I guess? What even was that.
First sketch is a parody of General Hospital for zoomers called Gen Z Hospital. Everyone has colored hair. Elon is the doctor. The joke seems to be everyone talking in zoomer slang without any comedic timing or energy.
Tanya has never seen SNL before and is looking at me like "why are we doing this"
Next sketch is an Icelandic TV talk show which is a completely shameless ripoff of Mike Myers's famous Sprockets
Now there's a sketch about SE Pennsylvania accents but they're not doing them even close to right. I'm from the county right next to Delco and...yeah no.
They've made an incest joke in almost every sketch so far...awkward
Miley back up now. Tanya goes, "My gosh what the heck is up with her hair"
They mixed up Pittsburgh and Delco smh
What's up with the openly racist Weekend Update host?
Weekend Update just made a joke about Trump being too old to lead the GOP
He is 3 years younger than Joe Biden
Weekend Update isn't even trying to make jokes. Just straight up selective bigotry for the first 5-6 beats against Trump supporters, Caucasians, and Christians.
Michael Che made a joke about police shootings just hours after a criminal shot up a crowd blocks away in Times Square, hitting 2 women, and a 3-year-old girl
Elon is now on as a financial manager, Michael Che pulled out a dollar and asked what dogecoin is.
Elon, "It's about as real as that dollar"
Best line of the night.
Now we get this:
Tanya just dipped out. "This isn't interesting"
Meanwhile
Did they just show Luigi, a children's character, getting erect?
BREAKING: Staying 6 feet apart indoors does almost nothing to stop the spread of COVID-19, MIT study finds businessinsider.com/6-ft-social-di…
Newer evidence strongly suggests that the virus instead floats around on lighter aerosol droplets that can stay suspended in the air and travel much further than first thought.
The effect can be counteracted by ventilation or filtration to get the virus particles out of circulation in the room.
Up until the age of twenty-one years old, a child’s brain is developing. Tired children can’t remember what they just learned, for instance, because neurons lose their plasticity, becoming incapable of forming the new synaptic connection necessary to encode a memory.
Sleep loss debilitates the body’s ability to extract glucose from the bloodstream. Parents, who are accustom to sleep deprivation, might wonder why their children aren’t capable of the same thing.
Kids’ sleep is qualitatively different than grownups’ sleep because children spend more than 40% of their asleep time in the slow-wave stage, which is ten times the proportion that older adults spend.
WH source: The NRA, Turning Point USA & Patriot Guard Riders are three of many non-militia groups on the list CID / FBI are using to cross reference in vetting for potential "extremists"
“YAF also on the list”
“They're looking at various TPUSA chapters in almost every university and high school where there is one (for example high school members who are in the future soldier program, which is Army's version of Delayed Entry Program) + college age soldiers obviously already in.”