have a lot of baby tweets in the drafts. ur gonna have to deal with that for a minute. can you believe i had an ultrasound and my wife had her first ultrasound on the same day and while i was getting mine i only got to relay this excellent joke set up to one person. such a waste.
also you know they have this test thing or something that you have to do where they cut the babys heel and take some of its blood and apparently you cant opt out of it. they say its for some state database. havent looked into it yet but tell me thats not some nefarious op, fr
i have the young college age nurses taking my blood and passing it around into whatever labyrinthine passages exist behind those metal doors, like some kind of vital smoking device, now they require my childs blood, how much blood does this machine take to run, one has to wonder
excuse me mham can you show me what consent form i signed that allows you to pass my blood around like a blunt at whatever covenous circle you have organized back there. is the consuming of my blood like some bag of wine covered under my tier of insurance. i have a low deductible
look at this. u cant opt out. the state literally has mandated that they must collect some of ur babies blood. consider that i can opt out of literally (i think it is literally, actually) everything else. they told me this was the one mandatory thing. thank God im already insane 
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