I had gone to the Enugwu Immigration office that very morning for my Passport. It was my first time of visiting immigration.
Getting to the office I was directed to, a young immigration officer approached me, smiling, acting all nice, showing me where to sit.
In this country?
This must be in my dream. Maybe I was hallucinating. I must confirm whether this is a dream or reality. I must pinch myself. If I feel pained, it's reality. If I feel no pains, it's a dream.
I pinched myself. It hurt. Then I realised I wasn't dreaming. My eyes were open.
But, this guy was too receptive. He must be a nice guy. Offices that like stressing one, this guy here has been smiling at me.
I saw a girl who came before me. He gave her form to fill. She did, then transfered 30k to him. Then passport was still 24k. He charged 30k. She paid.
She was told to come back. I saw another person who paid.
My Igbotic brains began to wander into many things. His kindness was suspicious. He used his hand to photocopy my credentials. In Nigeria? An officer? A uniform man photocopying for a bloody civilian?
Aka enwe dị ya.
He said I should pay him 30k just as others did. I smiled. Smiling like isi azụ.
I told him that my dad was an Army General. He said I should get the passport before 2 weeks since I'd be traveling abroad.
I was seeing the guy almost peeing in his boxers. He took me out.
"Your dad is a general?"
I nodded like agama lizard.
He switched to Igbo:
"Nwanne ka anyị rapụ ife a".
No. I'm ready to pay.
"Nwanne, ọ ma nnyere anyị aka, ka anyị rapụ ya. Many haven't gotten theirs for 6 months. These people I collected their money na trial and luck".
I'll pay Ọga.
"Guy, mpa gị bụ general, I don't want trouble. Go to Abakaliki, they have booklet".
That was how I became the son of Army General. If you're not smart in this country, ụmụazị ejiri gị gbazuo afịa.
I left there and paused, he paused; both of us paused.
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A Short Biography of Professor Gordian Ọbụneme Ezekwe, the head of Biafran RAP that produced missiles called ogbunigwe.
B.sc (Hons), Ph.D, Mechanical Engineering. He was born May 10, 1929 in Abagana, Anambra State. He married Ngozi Bernadette Okaru in 1973.
He attended St Mark's School, Abagana, 1938-40; St Bartholomew's School, Nimo, 1940-43; St Patrick's College, Calabar, 1943-47; University College (now University of Ibadan), Ibadan, 1947-50, University College, Swansea, Wales, 1951-54; King's College, London, 1956-59.
Lecturer in Mechanical Engineering, Nigerian College of Arts, Science and Technology, Zaria, 1959-62; Lecturer, Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, 1962-63; Visiting Lecturer, University of Sheffield, UK, 1963-64; Senior Lecturer, Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, 1964-67;
State creation like I have written over time is a divide-and-rule system. It has dispersed many of our kith and kin.
The Igbo in Benue are found in Oju, Okpoku, Ado and Obi.
Umuezekeọha is a community of many Igbo with over 300 villages.
They should be in Ebọnyị State. Very close as they have link with the Ezaa Ezekụna. Their names correspond with theirs as well. They bear Nweke, Nwalị, etc.
The worst of everything is they have been abandoned by both Local, State and Federal Government.
There is no basic amenities. No water, no road, no electricity, no healthcare. The indigenes are frustrated. The Benue State govt doesn't recognize them neither does Ebọnyị State government they are more closer to, which the latter is understandable. They're not in Ebọnyị.
Ifo chakpii... wọọ!
O tii.... ọ yọọ!
Ọ yọọ... O tii!
O nwere akụkọ m ga-akọrọ ụnụ. O nwere otu mgbe, ụnwụ dara n'ala ụmụnụmanụ. O nweghị onye hụrụ tụtụrụ rachaa.
Ọrịa ji nne mbe. Mbe maara na o nwere ike nwụọ. Ọ chọghị imefu ego ọbụla.
Mbe wee kpọkọọ ndị ụmụnna ya gwa ha na ọ chọrọ ime njem. Ọ gwara ha na ihe anaghị emebu mee, ha kpọọ ya: Ọ bụrụ na nwoke adị ime; ọ bụrụ na akwụ chara n'ọdụ igu nakwa ọ bụrụ na ndị nọ n'ala na-adagbu ndị nọ n'elu. Ihe dị otu a mee, ha kpọọ ya.
Mgbe mbe gwachara ndị ụmụnna ya okwu, ha kwekọrịtara, mbe wee buru akpa ya pụọ.
O rughị abalị abụọ, nne ya wee nwụọ.
Ndị ụmụnna mbe gbakọrọ, chịa ọchị. Ha amarala ihe nwanna ha mere. Ha agbaa izu, zipụ otu n'ime ha ka ọ chọrọ mbe gaa.
* Flying Ogbunigwe (rocket): This is a multi-purpose non-guided rocket-propelled missile, first built as a ground-to-air missile, to prevent attack on Enugwu Airport. It was later used as ground-to-ground, ground-to-ship missile,
also anti-tank missiles. It was produced in different sizes and types. The missiles were generally about 2 meters long, 33 cm in diameter, electrically ignited, propelled by rocket fuel, and launched from a specially constructed launch pad or stand.
The missiles also carried a conventional high explosive warhead with a design based on the Munroe effect. Smaller calibres were mounted for launch in series on platforms similar to the Russian Katyusha rocket launcher (Stalin`s organ)& used by the Biafrans in place of artillery.
Inasmuch as there is an altercation of names due to identity crisis, it will be an intellectual dishonesty to deny the fact that some dialects of Igbo use "W" in place of "Nw".
Wike☑️
Nwike☑️
In linguistics study, there is dialectology— study of dialects. Dialect is Important.
One who specialises in dialect is a dialectologist. Standard language is a combination of dialects. This is how Igbo izugbe comes to be.
Many dialects of Igbo use "W". This affect speakers of such dialects when they encounter "nw" in Igbo Izugbe. They must use "w".
Nwanne= Wanne
Nwachukwu= Wachukwu
To buttress this point, let's visit history
You should know Jaja Ndụbụisi Wachukwu.
He was the first Speaker of the Nigerian House of Representatives, as well as first Nigerian Ambassador and Permanent Representative to the United Nations.
Ordinary Lebanese, the way they treat Nigerians with disdain in this country eeh. I don't blame them, na Govt wey no rate us.
I met a young Igbo man who's an interior decorator in Abuja. He knows his work. He said that a Lebanese saw his work and called him for a few projects.
As he was working for him, he insisted he must call him "Master"?
The guy said he laughed at him and be like: "you wish".
"How are you my master? You contracted me to do something for you, then you want me to be calling you master? You think I'm those Hausa boys you use?"
After work, he decided not to pay him except he called him master. You can imagine the slavery and superiority syndrome.
The guy said he entered his shop and lifted his cushion chair out. It's sold by set. Once one is out, you can't sell others.