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13 May, 10 tweets, 3 min read
Abolish. The. Home. Office
hey guys would anyone like to guess my plan for fixing the home office? clue: it involves abolishing the home office

(h/t @joeykins82)
Should the Home Office be abolished and its functions performed elsewhere
this poll is gonna be beautiful
abolish! the! home! office!!
*sigh* abolish the home office
Abolish the Home Office.
abolish the home office
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