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May 14, 2021 11 tweets 3 min read Read on X
men u are not taking on a goose
get over yourself
that goose will kick your ass
untitled goose game was a documentary u fools
cartoon darth chasing a goose who stole its lightsaber from
cartoon darth and untitled goose game goose enjoying a meal
sign on door warning to use the other door the goose will at

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Apr 24, 2023
how soon they forget the llamas and the blue and gold dress
the thing about the blue and gold dress was i was convinced it was a blue and gold dress that day but a few years later some one sent me the photo and asked about it and it was white and gold i am serious
*black and blue and white and gold if only there were an edit button that would be a nice feature on twitter oh well what are u going to do
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Apr 24, 2023
u did not think it could get funnier but
do u think some body recorded security escorting him out carrying a card board box
"may i help u sir"
"my card key doesn't seem to be working hahaha can you open the door for me"
"i am sorry sir this door is for employees only"

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Apr 24, 2023
i am just saying if u have some bad news to drop this monday morning seems like a good time to drop some bad news no body will even see it
i ran out of potatoes this weekend
i usually buy potatoes one by one and spend many a happy hour blocking the potato aisle hand picking each potato but i had to buy one of those pre-bagged bags of potatoes last week for certain reasons and realized this weekend why i never buy pre-bagged potatoes
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Apr 24, 2023
effective immediately is always a positive sign right
guess we know who elon picked as the next ceo of twitter
the person i trust to get the real back story on this is @ashleyfeinberg
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Aug 24, 2022
maybe a kinkos down the street or somethin
just give junior a bunch of quarters and send him to kinkos donald this is not that hard
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