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not the darth you are looking for @darth@mastodon.online @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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Apr 24, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
how soon they forget the llamas and the blue and gold dress the thing about the blue and gold dress was i was convinced it was a blue and gold dress that day but a few years later some one sent me the photo and asked about it and it was white and gold i am serious
Apr 24, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
u did not think it could get funnier but do u think some body recorded security escorting him out carrying a card board box
Apr 24, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
i am just saying if u have some bad news to drop this monday morning seems like a good time to drop some bad news no body will even see it i ran out of potatoes this weekend
Apr 24, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
effective immediately is always a positive sign right guess we know who elon picked as the next ceo of twitter
Aug 25, 2022 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
yes dogs are allowed every day
national french fry day

Aug 24, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
isnt there a copier in mar a lago maybe a kinkos down the street or somethin
Aug 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
are we sure this is not radagast or that bombadil fellow
Aug 8, 2022 • 10 tweets • 1 min read
just a huge cache of well done steaks cases of diet coke
ten gallon jugs of ketchup
Aug 8, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
photos of toilets are never good if u are showing me something in the toilet it is just never good
this is just science my frens
Jul 6, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
remember when @SenMikeLee blamed "fatherlessness" for mass shootings @SenMikeLee this father signed off on his fuckin guns mike

huffpost.com/entry/mike-lee…
May 18, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
counterpoint
apple is not going to sell a fuckin car with no windows for fucks sake
May 18, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
doctor dog i was just getting to this
just give me some time i am serious i was just typing this tweet oh well forget it row of tweet replies to my dog doctor tweet that all say &qu
May 18, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
can u get the costco hot dog without the drink subsidized french fries costco
just think about it

these ideas are free costco i am not charging a dollar fifty for them
May 18, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
well thats just like your opinion man bets that chuck todd will lead with this now
May 17, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
the fry attachment rate personally very attached to fries tbh
May 17, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
this bodega cat is judging my snack purchase decisions "cool ranch *and* nacho cheese flavor...really darth"
May 16, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
is there a risk of shortage of tests
i still have the original four tests from the first round

are people just taking tests every so often just to make sure despite no outward symptoms i have not socialized beyond immediate family in two years it is sad i know

i do not have any issue with testing myself i just do not find myself in the position where i feel i need to test myself yet

May 16, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
how can this be only the first time i mean peru gets first dibs but ireland deserves a turn now and again
Apr 29, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
did i get drafted yet darth as a washington footb...
Apr 13, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
who gives a shit yeah because if there is one thing we are missing from the press is more fuckin profiles of red state conservative men

Apr 12, 2022 • 8 tweets • 1 min read
kinda forgot how many baseball games there are around this time of the year i mean shohei ohtani is already going to pitch again tomorrow