I heard ya. SO - some of the tools we use to buy 'em.
Also remember - he who keeps it stupid simple wins. A thread on deal docs:
How do I know this isn't a lemon?
Oh that's a good q. You need a deal calculator.
Here's how we measure it. Super simplified but it lets you not waste time on sh*t.
It's not an IOU, it's an LOI (letter of intent):
Fancy way of saying, Hey Homie, I'd kinda like to buy your business.
BUT I'm not proposing, we're not exclusive, we're just dating. Cool?
Your biggest expenses in laundry land are:
- Water💧
- Rent🏠
It's the 80/20 rule. Control the 80% and you can handle some loss in the 20%.
Getting due "diligencey" with it (ugh, that was a stretch)
- DD is how we private equity peeps dig into deals to see if they will ROI well
- This is a sample of one of our sheets for analysis
*Sidenote: I LOVE TEMPLATES, makes it easier to never get emotional w/ a deal.
Sometimes biz owners lie about their profits (SHOCKING - I know)
- So if the tax returns don't match the profits, you go count quarters.. I honestly love this, it's so oddly rewarding stacking coin
Creating a P&L
- Basically - are you getting what you paid for, can you run it and profit, throw it into a spreadsheet and math wins.
Thought we'd get your beak a little wettttt on how these deals get done.
1st deal is always the scariest, then you realize deals at $100M or $100k rhyme.
It's not easy, they're called sweaty biz's for a reason. BUT it is doable!
Holler in comments if you want the full stack of deal docs.
Or go check out Unconventional Acquisitions...
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I recently broke down how anyone can break into content on Jon Youshaei’s podcast.
9 nuggets everyone who wants to build a personal brand should steal:
The Rule of Thirds
Most people think creating content is a dream job. But the reality is:
- 1/3 of your time will be exceptional (you'll love what you do)
- 1/3 will be neutral (manageable, but unremarkable)
- 1/3 will be challenging (demanding, exhausting, overwhelming)
It's a continuous cycle.
When you're in the difficult phase, remember the next phase is coming.
The 3x3 Rule
The creators who burn out are those without systems.
They have to reinvent the wheel with every piece of content they create.
If you want sustainable output, use the 3x3 Rule:
If something has more than 3 steps AND you do it more than 3 times, document it as an SOP.
Every week, we do live deal reviews in our business buying community.
And recently, we dissected a $2.6M offer for an accounting firm.
Here’s the breakdown (and how we determined whether it was a winner or a loser):
Here’s what the deal looked like:
- 3 locations
- $1.7M revenue
- $730K SDE
- Recent roll-up with zero integration
The seller had been busy buying up smaller practices but never actually combined them.
That means they’d be buying 3 separate entities, not 1 unified business.
I should mention that this isn't some first-time buyer gambling their life savings.
The buyer already runs a multi-site accounting operation and has closed 5 acquisitions in the space. They know exactly how to fold in offices and implement systems.
1. Choose your hard. If you don't choose your hard, hard will choose you.
2. Ask more questions. As Socrates said: “Smart people learn from everything and everyone. Average people learn from their experiences. Stupid people already have all the answers.”
3. Do whatever it takes
4. Chase purpose. A friend once told me: “I wish you not one penny over $299 million. Reality gets lost somewhere after that.”
5. Not every moment has to be productive. Silence is not your enemy.