Let's talk about how cryptocurrencies are for all intents and purposes multilevel marketing schemes for tech dudes. 🧵 (1/)
Normal MLM businesses are a type of legal pyramid scheme in which non-salaried workers purchase products (cosmetics, health food, vitamins) out of pocket from a company at a discount to do direct sales to friends and family. They make a small commission on these sales. (2/)
The second revenue stream is by fractional commissions from any other people that one has recruited into the same scheme, called one's "downline distributors". The person who recruits people into the scheme gets a percentage of their sales. (3/)
This pyramid structure incentivizes recruiting more than sales. If you recruit four people into the scheme to recoup your losses, then those four people have to do the same, do this 16 times and you have recruited every person on earth to sell skincare. Just a math problem. (4/)
These schemes prey on vulnerable people (and mostly young women) by recruiting them into the scheme under the premise "being your own boss" or promises of "financial security". And these claims seem tenuously true until you look at the actual economics of the organization. (5/)
The FTC released a report on economic problems of MLM schemes, and the findings was not surprisingly that 99% of people involved lose money. They're a fairly predatory wealth transfer from people recruited into the scheme directly to the company. (6/)
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Crypto investments are a slight variation on this theme, they're investment schemes that promise wealth based on the Greater Fool theory, in which to make a profit you have to convince the next person to come along that your asset is worth more than what you paid for it. (7/)
When a product or investment opportunity can't justify its existence based on value alone, it requires people to go and preach its merits to bring more customers in.

And word of mouth from someone you know or trust is the best marketing a product can receive. (8/)
All crypto tokens are investment schemes with an inherently pyramidal structure, where cashflows are obscured by technology and opaque market making, and where the payout structure is inherently from new investors to early investors. (9/)
This is vastly different then normal investments in stocks, which impart ownership in a company and are valued in terms of the company's future revenue; or bonds which pay coupons over time. Companies actually build and sell real products.

Crypto doesn't do anything. (10/)
Crypto investments have no external cashflow, all payouts are tied to recruiting more people into it. We run into the same problem as MLMs, there isn't a infinite pool of fools to pay out everyone and this game of musical chairs collapses leaving most people at a loss. (11/)
Cryptocurrencies have a "marketing department" of those with a vested stake in bringing more fools into the scheme. Instead of word of mouth they're now "investment influencers" who spin creating value out of nothing by just holding on long enough and spreading the gospel. (12/)
Their many cliché mantras of "have fun staying poor" and "not gonna make it" is exactly the same kind of psychological games that MLM schemes use to recruit other people. They're exploiting people's guilt, fear, and insecurity to draw them in. (13/)
Important thing to realise is that people involved are themselves victims. One can be in an MLM and not be a scammer, even though they're perpetuating a scam.

Hordes of MLM people actually believe it's a real business out of ignorance of the underlying economic structure.(14/)
Cryptocurrency is for all intents and purposes a multilevel marketing scheme wrapped in techno-babble, distrust of institutions and libertarian politics that preys on young vulnerable men to sell and promote "life-changing" token investments to their friends and family. (15/)
And it's on all us to pull our friends out before they get lost in these scams. All these schemes legitimately hurt vulnerable people and "investing" in crypto tokens is a game of financial musical chairs that always ends badly for people who have the most to lose.

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15 May
Let's talk about the Tether scandal, why recent disclosures about it are such a big deal, and why it represents a form of systemic risk for the already shady crypto market. (1/) 🧵
Stablecoins are virtual currencies that are always supposed to have the same real-dollar value. People that day trade cryptocurrencies often want shift their unstable tokens to safe real currencies (like the dollar) because wild market fluctuations make it unsafe to hold. (2/)
However when a company transacts in dollars they have to follow the rules of the bank that holds them and by proxy the rules US govt imposes on the bank. If you're trading crypto, then you probably don't like those rules since you're probably doing something shady. (3/)
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14 May
People often ask me if there's anything related to blockchain that isn't tied to grift. Possibly, but the only way you can tell is by examining the business model. (1/) 🧵
Anything that self-identifies itself as a cryptocurrency is clearly a scam (see my vast number of other threads for the reasons), so let's get that out of the way first. (2/)
I wouldn't go so far as to say that everything that self-identifies as a blockchain project is a scam. For instance Microsoft had a Azure Blockchain Service that recently got shut down. (3/)
zdnet.com/article/micros…
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13 May
The crypto industry is following exactly the same playbook as the tobacco industry when it comes spreading disinformation and spin about bitcoin not being the ecological disaster we all know it is.
In the 1970s the tobacco lobby revealed the mechanism they spin public opinion. You don't try to refute facts directly, you just spread doubt.

> "Doubt is our product since it is the best means of competing with the 'body of fact' that exists in the mind of the general public."
Bitcoiners want you to believe the truly nonsensical position that because the carbon footprint of mining is not absolutely precisely knowable, we shouldn't even ask questions about the per-transaction cost.

They don't want you to ask about bitcoin's inconvenient truth.
Read 5 tweets
13 May
Let's talk about Elon's "hustle" with Tesla's bitcoin holdings and why it's horrible for markets and the public at large. (1/) 🧵
Disclosure: It won't come as a shock to anyone I'm not a fan of Muskrat cult of personality that emerged around him. However a person is not reducible down to a single facet, we're all the sum of our good and bad choices.

While there is some good, let's talk about the bad. (2/)
The facts:

In January 2021, Tesla the company decided to use company funds to silently purchase bitcoin at $34,200 facilitated by the then private company Coinbase. The company spent $1.5bn to secretly purchase 48,000 coins. (3/)
Read 25 tweets
9 May
Let's talk about the phenomenon of "mathcoins" and how fancy tech and academic obscurantism is used to defraud the public into buying scam crypto investments. (1/) 🧵
Cryptocurrencies are nothing but a form of investment fraud that enriches a small group of people by directing funds from new investors to pay out old investors. They're a variant of the classic Ponzi scheme, but where the cashflows are obscured with internet technology. (2/)
Now Ponzis schemes can indeed make people very rich. Madoff got rich, and made plenty of his early investors rich. But at some point there is an inflection point in which cash outflows exceed inflows and the scheme inevitably collapses. (3/)
Read 29 tweets
7 May
Some pundits compare blockchain to the dot-com bubble or the early internet.

This is complete nonsense. (1/) 🧵
You work in tech long enough, you start to understand the bubbly nature of it all. And that timing trends is just part of the whole structure of how things work, and how even bullshit can actually drive innovation if incentives are aligned. (2/)
And we've seen a TON of them even just in my time:

Agile, big data, blogging, cloud, CMS, data science, DevOps, IoT, intranets, Java, LANs, Linux, online advertising, microservices, PaaS, PDAs, search engines, social media, Web 2.0 ... the list goes on on and on.
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