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19 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read
My piece on the madness of the UK-Aus FTA. A trade deal that benefits (almost) nobody in the UK apart from our political elite.
bylinetimes.com/2021/05/19/the…
WARNING: Contains Dan Hannan. Protective gear advised before proceeding.
Apparently it's all good because we'll get cheaper meat. #CognitiveDissonance
Asteroid heads towards Earth:

Brexiters: well at least it'll save on the central heating!
Delighted to discover I'm not alone. Headbangers of the world unite.

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19 May
The Australia-UK deal has no benefit to UK trade; it has nothing to do with sound economics, will in fact devastate British farming, won't benefit British consumers or the British people. It's not meant to. It's political. They NEED a Brexit win and they want you to fall for it.
It also plays to those romantic, frankly mad, Empire fantasies of the likes of Lord Hannan. His bonkers notion of a grand CANZUK alliance between Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the UK. Ladybird Libertarianism writ big
The truth is that nothing can replace our membership of the EU. It was good. It made sound economic sense and benefited us all. There's nothing that can replace it - however much Boris Johnson might waft chocolate Tim Tams about. That's why we joined in the first place.
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18 May
That incredible UK Free trade deal with Australia that will add perhaps 0.01% to GDP over 15 years, while destroying UK farming
ft.com/content/8c5f7a…
Fun fact a trade deal with New Zealand could actually reduce GDP by 0.01%
nzherald.co.nz/business/what-…
So in short the 0.1% added to GDP by the Australian deal will be wiped out by the 0.1% we lose in the NZ deal.
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12 May
The Mandela Effect. Fake history, fake memory  and the curious case of C3PO's silver leg by me.
wp.me/p9bZ7t-13A
Also includes something I'm calling the Eric Morecambe Effect. All the right history, but not necessarily in the right order. Might need some work.
The Golden Wonder effect. Now realising that crisps were once very regional indeed.
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8 May
Sadiq Khan reelected Mayor of London after picking up 69% of votes in second round run off against Bailey
bbc.com/news/uk-englan…
#LondonElects
Laurence Fox - endorsed by Farage and Reform Party gets just 1.9% of the vote despite all that buzz and press. Image
And it's curtains for David Kurten formerly of the once mighty UKIPs. Image
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7 May
End of an era as Neil Hamilton - UKIP leader and former Tory MP just loses his seat in the Welsh Assembly. A humiliating 5.9% of the vote.
Sorry 5.09%
That's the death of UKIP. The party is officially a Norwegian blue.
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5 May
Untrue. The government has slashed spending on roads by £400 million leaving an estimated 8 million potholes on UK roads.

But you bought all the other lies so why not buy this?
Source
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
In fairness the government has now declared it will try to fix the 10 million potholes that appeared and were left on its watch... but only by putting back the money they took out 5 years ago.
gov.uk/government/new…
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