All the happenings you are witnessing today, didn't happen over night.
In Late 1980s n Early 1990s there was a surge in fancy hospitals and "free body check up"
Fancy big files.. with details.. given in an attractive big plastic bags.
middle class idiots used to roam around with those reports..
i used to call them "vyaadhi kondadara janthukal" (illness celebrating janthus) ..and then you saw the increase in diabetic patients.. as the stamdard Measure was reduced to present day readings
the medicine you take for "sugar "
1) doesn't Cure you
2) effects every possible organ.
3) kills your immunity.

Now they say diabetic are more prone to Clovid n black fungus.
Nothing happens today..
it all started in 1990s when Saturn was in his own house.
Stick to your roots..
listen to parents, grandparents, elderly neighbours.

The theertham given in temple can cure.... if i tell this to you now. you won't believe
When a pharma company puts the combinsti as Tablet, there will be mad rush
they reduced The BP limit too.. to increase patient base...
bp medicines doesn't cure bp
areca nut... if taken in limit will Take away the bad fat from blood.
(doctors in my TL will ridicule me... some will tag other doctors n they will ridicule me)
but
these fancy hospitals told you its bad.. like they told you ghee is bad.. cold press oil is bad.. dhanth manjan is bad. ..
go natural
go back to what our ancestors did.. Have your personal Ved and Vaid
(pandit n doctor).
Stay Healthy
Stay Happy

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