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@mzblackpoison

Sep 14, 2021

#mdzs #wangxian as new parents, Everything causes panic & distress for wangxian and especially their little boy's chewing habit, which includes: wires, fingers and toes, his feeding spoons, blanket corners.

perhaps the most distressing is the chewing on plushie noses and eyes.

yes, like any other baby, ayuan explores the vast world with flailing feet and a slobbering mouth.

yes, like any other baby, their little ayuan is quite fond of chewing and sucking, and especially so on the beady eyes and noses of plushies.

it is probably every parents worst fear for their child to choke and a bear plushie's nose is Prime Choking Material.

just How they managed to catch ayuan

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@mzblackpoison

Aug 22, 2021

#wangian🔞foxxian is hoping to leave gusu lan with a chest of gold, but instead he leaves with his chest full of milk.
And eggs in his tummy, and also his hole a sloppy, wrecked mess.

second jade dragonji intends to find his new, naughty, runaway wife.

mdzs
wangxian
foxxian tries to rob a dragon; foxxian ends up getting pregged
eggpreg, mpreg, noncon, bestiality

dragons means hoards which means money, be it gold or jewels or raw materials. wwx is desperate for money and takes drastic measures, even if it means he may be caught and killed.

turns out he's not killed and eaten, but bred.

huh, who'd thunk it.

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@mzblackpoison

Aug 12, 2021

#shl #woh #wenzhou 🔞incubus zhou zishu who doesn't have an appetite anymore - not since the last of the seven nails. now, he's completely sickened by the idea of feeding and starves himself until he must eat.
that certainly changes when he meets the impostrous wen kexing.

for the first time in nearly a year, zzs finds himself not disgusted by feeding.

since escaping prince jin's clutches, zzs's appetite degraded with the rest of his health and martial arts. he's starved himself ill in effort to avoid sexual intimacy and eating all together.

that all changes when wkx muscles his way into his life. as cunning and stealthy the man is, zzs finds himself trusting him.

a never-ending running mouth that hides his own secrets, zzs knows wkx won't pester him with questions or demand answers. they share this mutual trust.

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@mzblackpoison

Aug 1, 2021

modern au where
zzs, an ex bodyguard, is hired by conglomerate bigshot wkx to protect and care for his toddler daughter, gu xiang, as a nanny.

protection for protection is their agreement. that and a very generous paycheck and board.

somewhere along the line, romance blossoms~

#shl #woh #wenzhou
rated G
sfw✅
nanny au, kid fic, single parent au, bodyguard au

zzs is used to working for big shots, its what he's been doing since his teenage years. over a decade as a bodyguard and even a spy, he's since retired from working for his cousin in hopes of living a more calm and sedate life.

although somehow, he's

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@mzblackpoison

Jul 23, 2021

#shl #woh #wenzhou specialist yby is brought in to help w a male pair of mers: wenzhou; having mated for years but have not showed any signs of pregnancy.

also they're extreme loners to other mers, are picky eaters, and hate all staff - except noobie zcl apparently.

abo verse and mer-hybrid
entirely SFW✅ no smut

mer alpha wkx, mer omega zzs
noobie mer keeper zcl, specialist senior mer keeper yby, mer betas caoxiang
※ yby pov

happy extremely belated mermay

in 20 years, yby has never encountered a more stubborn mer - Ever. wen kexing the mer is named, problem mer no.1, exact age is unknown but has been in captivity for 36 years, mated to problem no2, never sired any offspring in captivity despite even being mated.

wkx is The issue.

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@mzblackpoison

Jul 19, 2021

#mdzs #wangxian 🔞
wei wuxian has a new talisman! it's called The Pussy Popper, which is a misnomer bc its not about popping pussies at all.

but the name catchy so why not? not like anyone else will be using them either.

no, no, this is a talisman about prepping his womb.

nsfw threadfic; 18+ only🔞
eggpreg, mpreg, boypussy, hybrids, breeding kink, pregnancy kink, wwx is a bratty bottom, wifexian?

foxxian is Ready™ for dragonji's scaly babies. he wants them Now.

-or-
𝕨𝕨𝕩: 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕨
𝕝𝕨𝕛: ℕ𝕠.
𝕨𝕨𝕩: 𝔻:
𝕨𝕨𝕩: 𝕐𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕤 ℕ𝕆𝕎

yes, prepping his womb.

more than half a decade into settling down in cloud recesses, wwx and his amazing hubby, lwj, still do not have any kids (aside from ayuan wHOSE ALL GROWN UP NOW uuwuwuuwu😭)

but lovely hubby lwj refuses to conceive any children with wwx. 'too dangerous'

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