#mdzs #wangxian as new parents, Everything causes panic & distress for wangxian and especially their little boy's chewing habit, which includes: wires, fingers and toes, his feeding spoons, blanket corners.

perhaps the most distressing is the chewing on plushie noses and eyes. yes, like any other baby, ayuan explores the vast world with flailing feet and a slobbering mouth.

yes, like any other baby, their little ayuan is quite fond of chewing and sucking, and especially so on the beady eyes and noses of plushies.

#wangian🔞foxxian is hoping to leave gusu lan with a chest of gold, but instead he leaves with his chest full of milk.
And eggs in his tummy, and also his hole a sloppy, wrecked mess.

second jade dragonji intends to find his new, naughty, runaway wife. mdzs
wangxian
foxxian tries to rob a dragon; foxxian ends up getting pregged
eggpreg, mpreg, noncon, bestiality

#shl #woh #wenzhou 🔞incubus zhou zishu who doesn't have an appetite anymore - not since the last of the seven nails. now, he's completely sickened by the idea of feeding and starves himself until he must eat.
that certainly changes when he meets the impostrous wen kexing. for the first time in nearly a year, zzs finds himself not disgusted by feeding.

since escaping prince jin's clutches, zzs's appetite degraded with the rest of his health and martial arts. he's starved himself ill in effort to avoid sexual intimacy and eating all together.

modern au where
zzs, an ex bodyguard, is hired by conglomerate bigshot wkx to protect and care for his toddler daughter, gu xiang, as a nanny.

protection for protection is their agreement. that and a very generous paycheck and board.

somewhere along the line, romance blossoms~ #shl #woh #wenzhou
rated G
sfw✅
nanny au, kid fic, single parent au, bodyguard au

#shl #woh #wenzhou specialist yby is brought in to help w a male pair of mers: wenzhou; having mated for years but have not showed any signs of pregnancy.

also they're extreme loners to other mers, are picky eaters, and hate all staff - except noobie zcl apparently. abo verse and mer-hybrid
entirely SFW✅ no smut

mer alpha wkx, mer omega zzs
noobie mer keeper zcl, specialist senior mer keeper yby, mer betas caoxiang
※ yby pov

happy extremely belated mermay

#mdzs #wangxian 🔞
wei wuxian has a new talisman! it's called The Pussy Popper, which is a misnomer bc its not about popping pussies at all.

but the name catchy so why not? not like anyone else will be using them either.

no, no, this is a talisman about prepping his womb. nsfw threadfic; 18+ only🔞
eggpreg, mpreg, boypussy, hybrids, breeding kink, pregnancy kink, wwx is a bratty bottom, wifexian?

foxxian is Ready™ for dragonji's scaly babies. he wants them Now.

-or-
𝕨𝕨𝕩: 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕨
𝕝𝕨𝕛: ℕ𝕠.
𝕨𝕨𝕩: 𝔻:
𝕨𝕨𝕩: 𝕐𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕤 ℕ𝕆𝕎

twitter should allow ppl to consent or Not consent to their tweets being added to Topic

this will help:
- keep nsfw content out of undesirable audiences (minors, trolls, dudebros)
- reduce harassment cuz the tweet is barely related to the Topic it was added too
- more im sure the whole Topics feature is just asking for harassment

EXCEPT, that aside from going private, accounts can't do shit about keeping their tweets/content away from Topics.
so twt has successfully put accts into the spotlight for harassment w only 1 defence: private

lovely huh.

after 6 months, the ghost valley has finally accepted an invite for a potential alliance. on the night of their visit, zzs is tasked to check up on the valley master, as a 'courtesy call'.

really, prince jin wants zzs to seduce the valley master - no problem at all. after all, zzs has been working closely with the ghost valley for half a decade, he's very well acquainted with the valley master - his zhen yan, his shidi.

the ghost valley's appearance in the capital city is no coincidence. of course it is not.

#mdzs lwj doing regular maintenance on his guqin as ayuan paints in the next room humming and whistling softly to himself and suddenly wen ning is Just There.
lwj turns to look at ayuan who hasn't noticed wen ning's presence yet, then to wen ning who is unmoving outside the deck #cql #mdzs #wangxian
sfw
implied relationship, fluff

#shl #wenzhou
zzs doesn't mind he's lost his omega, in fact he doesn't even know When he lost it.
he only ever had two heat cycles as a teen before suppressing them & when he lost his sense of smell, well he essentially became a beta.
so losing his omega entirely? inconsequential it's just that when zzs loses all sense of smell, he realize his omega is just gone - not there anymore.

it doesn't change anything really, he hasn't been able to smell ppl's scents and pheromones for months now, so what difference is it that he's noticed his omega is gone?

#shl au where zzs is a huli jing (from that lip read eh?🥴) and forced to seduce and kill for prince jin. all other 81 members of his clan have been wiped from under the prince's rule and operations.
only zzs remains; the last living huli jing and he's desperate to leave. SIDE NOTE if you don't know what the 'huli jing lip read' is, then check out avenuex's video at 12:54

and you might as well enjoy all the other dog food :D

#2ha #ranwan🔞where emperor txj has his sole and 'beloved (satire)' concubine chu thrown down the mountains as punishment. after five days, his soldiers turn up empty handed; the shack confining chu-fei has been ransacked.
in takes three weeks to find chu-fei's body. it's what chu-fei deserves. his punishment for talking back to Him. He was the emperor taxian-jun. his 'beloved' concubine continue to retaliate even after years.
after so many years of receiving txj's magnanimous generosity of keeping broken goods nearby as even a concubine tch!