Thread by @sanetoinsane

#namjinau where:
Jin sneezes every time he gets horny but he does it so often that his friends think he's got severe allergies.

But no, it's just his boyfriend Namjoon being Namjoon with his strong muscles, soft words, sexy brain and pecs out of this world.

Inspired by a reddit post a friend told me about 😭 apparently this really happens to some people 😳

Being constantly horny wasn't ideal in Jin's book. He's young and energetic so of course he has needs... and not everyone has Namjoon for a boyfriend.

He just wishes he wouldn't sneeze every time they would make out. It's more inconvenient than it sounds.

Namjoon finds it endearing but Jin thinks it's annoying and even humiliating at times. He still doesn't know about Jin's weird condition and Jin's not planning on making him aware of it.

But he does feel guilty when Namjoon spends hours on looking for new hypoallergenic shampoo or fabric softener just so Jin's allergies don't flare up. His care for Jin just makes him more fond of his precious boyfriend.

And so they live on like that with Jin's little lie getting bigger and bigger, more people knowing about it and believing it after more than once witnessing his sneezing fits.

Until Namjoon's birthday pary where Jin got so drunk he could hardly remember where he was.

And like always it started out calmly, Jin helped his boyfriend with greeting people, provided alcohol and delicious snacks he spent the whole morning and afternoon making.

He was being a good host, constantly checking in with his already tipsy lover and their wild friends.

When the party started coming to an end, most guests either already gone or passed out somewhere around the apartment, Namjoon approached his boyfriend, thanked him for his hard work, gave him a glass of rum and coke and told him to come and relax with him.

So he did. They sat down together on the couch, Jin on his boyfriend's lap. Quietly conversing and stealing kisses.

After a while Jin, with 4 drinks in his body already, started getting clingy. Namjoon, noticing his boyfriend's drunk habits, put his drink down with a smile.

His baby finally started loosening up after the long stressful week of working and preparing his birthday party so he'll gladly take care of his drunk lover.

Jin's feeling more drunk than he probably should but it's not surprising considering he hasn't eaten anything in hours. He's finishing his last drink when Namjoon gently takes the glass from his hand and kisses him on the cheek when he whines and pouts about it.

Jin huffs and forcefully turns around in Joon's lap so he's straddling him with his legs. Namjoon smiles at his boyfriend's grumpy face and places a lot of quick but light pecks on his flushed from alcohol face.

He doesn't stop the kissing onslaught until the grimace gets replaced with a giggle. At one point Jin turns his head and asks Namjoon to stop because he's getting dizzy. So after the one last a bit more heated kiss to the lips, Jin complains about being tired.

He places his head on Namjoon's right shoulder and they continue talking.

"Joonie, I'm so tired, I don't wanna do the do today." Namjoon's brows furrow and the confusion shows on his face.

"What do you mean baby? What's 'do the do'?"

Jin groans and hits Joon's chest lightly. "You know... The bees."

"The bees?" and then it clicks "Ah, you mean birds and bees?"

"Yea, but only bees cause we're gay" Jin mumbles

Namjoon chuckles and hugs him tighter "I don't think that how that works, baby"

"And why not? Neither of us ovulate so we can't be birds."

"Jinnie, not all birds are female."

"That's not the point here Joonie" Jin whines into his neck, "it's a metaphor. We both have dicks so we're the bees, it's that simple, don't question it... honey"

Namjoon groans at the nickname but doesn't comment on it since Jin seems to be proud about that one. Instead he tries to come back to what started this conversation.

"Jin, we don't need to do anything if you don't want to, you know that baby."

"Well I'm not sneezing like a madman so you know I'm not in the mood." Jin chuckles.

And there it was. But of course, that statement made Namjoon incredibly confused. "What do you mean?"

Jin groaned and tried getting off Namjoon's lap so abruptly that his boyfriend had to hold him down incase he tripped while standing up. "Wow Jin, calm down. You're drunk, you will-"

"I knew it! I just knew I'd blurt it out while drunk, fuck that. Oh my god" he hid his face behind his hands when he realized that getting out of Namjoon's hold was basically impossible. Damn you Jungkook for showing Namjoon the wonders of working out!

"Jin what are you talking about?"

"I can't tell you!"

"Why? What's wrong?" Namjoon asks, he's getting more and more confused by the second "what does you sneezing and being in the mood have in common?"

Jin just sits there quietly on Namjoon's lap with his face in his hands.

Namjoon lets out a quiet breath and rubs his back a bit to give him some encouragement.

"Baby tell me what's wrong, please" he whispers and gently tries to pry Jin's hand away from his face.

Only to see his teary eyes and wobbly chin.

Concerned, he immediately cups Jin's cheeks between his hands "Jin? Babe talk to me. I can't help you if you-"

"I've been lying to you Namjoon" he finally bursts into tears.

"What?"

"For- for years" he sniffles "I've been telling you I have allergies... but that's a lie."

"I'm just horny, so fucking horny and all the time, it's so fucking pathetic" he angrily wipes his own tears.

But Namjoon still doesn't understand.

"You don't have allergies but... you're horny? All the time?" Jin nods in confirmation.

"I don't understand, how are these things linked to each other?" Namjoon blinks in confusion. "And what so you mean you don't have allergies, you sneeze like a third of the time we spend together!"

"I sneeze when I'm horny Namjoon!"

"Baby, that doesn't make any sense" he shakes his head.

Jin groans in frustration "But it's true, that's why I always sneeze when you're trying to give me a good dicking! Not because of the fabric softener we use for our sheets!"

"And I've been trying so hard to hide this for so many years but of course, rum and coke had to ruin everything for me!" he shouts and tries moving from Namjoon's lap once again.

Namjoon looks around the room "Babe stop, just stop. Calm down, let's go talk to our room, hm?"

"What's the point?! Just break up with me right now!"

Namjoon's mouth opens in shock "What? No, I don't want to break up with you Jin, it'll be ridiculous if I did after something like this."

Jin just looks at him, his vision blurry, chest heaving from all of the emotions and shouting. He bites his lower lip and throws his arms around his boyfriend's neck to hug him tighly.

"I love you," Jin whispers into his neck "and I'm sorry for lying."

"I'm sorry for all the sleepless nights you spent looking for all these expensive hypoallergenic options that did nothing cause it has nothing to do with my non-existent allergies. I'm just a 28 year old man that loves his partner and gets turned on by him daily. I'm sorry"

Namjoon just chuckles and hugs Jin closer to his chest "I don't know if I should be flattered, go bragging to my friends or simply laughing. Why didn't you tell me sooner?"

Jin pushes himself up from Namjoon's chest, this time gently, closes his eyes and puts their foreheads together. "Because I love you so much and just the thought of losing you because of... this lie made me really miserable."

"And it's not like I always knew about this weird condition," he pouts "I realized it a couple months into our relationship when Jimin sent me this link to a reddit post where people were talking about sneezing every time they were trying to masturbate or have sex" he whispered.

"And that's when it clicked. At first I was doubtful but the more we met the more I was sneezing. Remember when we moved in together and I kept sneezing for like a week straight but told you that I was just reacting like this because of some allergies?"

"It was all bullshit," Jin chuckled and lifted his head up to look Namjoon in the eyes "I have never been hornier in my entire life than in this one week. It was surreal. But... I feel bad and I should've told you sooner, I know, that's why I'm sorry but-"

"Calm down Jin" Namjoon shushed him calmly and put his hand at the back of Jin's head "I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of a surprise, I've never heard of something like this but I would have never laughed at you or left you because of it."

"I understand why you didn't tell me, you were probably really embarrassed and that's valid but next time please, just please, tell me. Don't hide, don't look for excuses. No matter how laughable you think it is, tell me."

Jin just sighs, nods and puts his head back on Namjoon's shoulder.

"Let's get you to bed now, hm?" Namjoon whispers against Jin's temple. "I'm not mad but we'll talk about it when you're sober okay?"

Jin hums in agreement and lets Namjoon manhandle him into standing up.

"I can't wait for tomorrow," started Namjoon and wrapped Jin's arm around his neck to help him balance his weight, "you're gonna be so embarrassed and I'll be teasing you about it for a long time."

Jin whines and in protest and pinches Namjoon's hand that's holding him up around his waist. Namjoon just laughs and keeps walking towards their bedroom

"How about a birthday blowjob?" asks Jin when Namjoon drops him on the bed and starts helping him get undressed.

Namjoon stops trying to take Jin's pants off and looks at his boyfriend.

"Are you trying to bribe me?"

"And what if I am?" he bites his lip and tries looking at namjoon seductively. Emphasis on tries.

Namjoon just scoffs and comes back to what he was doing. "Stop, you're drunk. You look like you're about to throw up. No blowjobs."

Jin pouts and raises his hips to help Namjoon take his pants off.

"But it can work as a coupon," he says "I can't blow you now but why not tomorrow?"

"Well you can blow me after we talk-"

"No."

"No?" Namjoon seems amused.

"That's not the purpose of the coupon Joonie." Jin scolds him, the pout still present on his face

Namjoon just smiles at his boyfriend's antics and quietly asks him to put his hands up so he can take his shirt off. He helps Jin into his pyjamas and watches how he hums a tune to himself.

He quickly changes his own clothes and goes to the kitchen to grab two bottles of water and some painkillers. When he comes back Jin is already passed out.

He quickly places the bottles and painkillers on the bedside table and slides into the bed with Jin. He embraces his boyfriend, kisses his temple and with an amused smile also falls asleep.

- THE END -

Thank you for reading!! I finally had the time to finish this one, cause it took me a while to get back to it. Hope you liked it!! 😳💞