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Jun 1, 2021 12 tweets 6 min read Read on X
glad people are discovering the VP ball, but sad its flattened to "KKK party" and ignoring the part where marxist-led strikers briefly seized st louis in 1877 and every year since the city's elite has celebrated its suppression by crowning the city's richest man as their new god
the wiki page doesnt even begin to do justice to how insane the entire thing is. back when i first read about it there was almost no coverage outside local papers, not because its stopped attracting the most powerful people in st louis but because its much more private now
that extends to the strike of 1877 too. its mostly buried in digitized secondary sources and old websites but this sort of stuff is just not supposed to be possible in the united states, especially a former slave state one year after the collapse of reconstruction
marx himself followed the news of the strike at the time, and while he predicted to engels that it would be crushed, it apparently convinced him that socialism in america might actually have a chance
and wikipedia really does not do the parade justice. the VPO has tried to reframe its traditions as quirky mardi gras knockoffs that dont mean anything, but early on it was pretty much explicit that the veiled prophet is the personification of Capital and he is america's new god.
the veiled prophet organization also makes the "american aristocracy" accusation extremely literal. theyre not just metaphorically the prophet's chosen people, the organization has semiconsciously helped make st louis's bourgeoisie an actual hereditary caste
if its not enough that st louis has a literal capitalist aristocracy, they also admitted a few token black members in the 80s to appear more diverse and moved behind literal closed doors to obscure their membership until america forgot they were even there
worth noting that since the VPO is way more secretive now, the only reason we found out about ellie kemper is because they published her name when she was picked as queen of love and beauty. you can still find rich debutantes' selfies by searching the hashtag on instagram though
also so far i've only included stuff that isnt on wikipedia, but you cant leave out the time an activist ripped the veil off america's new prophet to reveal a corporate executive and then got her car bombed as a warning. sadly gena scott passed away in 2015, rest in peace queen
heres her obituary page btw if anyone's interested. idk if she would want to be remembered by paying a huge company a 400% markup on some flowers but who knows legacy.com/us/obituaries/…
anyway i feel like a hidden american aristocracy descended from the robber barons of old that worships capital as an infallible god is a pretty obnoxious caricature of what marxists believe, so big shoutout to the veiled prophet organization for literally doing exactly that
last bit of accidental symbolism: the "veiled prophet" character is originally from a now-obscure 1817 poem. but while the st louis prophet never shows his face, in the poem he lifts his veil to reveal an inhuman monster bent on enslaving humanity. draw from that what you will

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why is nobody pointing out the fact that none of these were built by aristocracies. literally all the impressive stuff here was built by monarchs. countrycels stealing valor from courtchads because they have no achievements of their own
MYTH: nobles are warrior elites who earn their fiefs through hereditary military service to the sovereign

FACT: nobles are fat idle parasites who dont train their retainers in foot drill. if you collect the land rents yourself you can raise a better army literally every time


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actual aristocrat architectural "achievements" 👇

actual aristocrat military "achievements" 👇

actual aristocrat cultural "achievements" 👇

if it doesnt look like this, it probably came from a SOVEREIGN

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anglophone academics: while us condescending outsiders might feel tempted to impose our own frameworks on the troubles, the conflict was actually far too Ancient and Nuanced for easy comparison

loyalists, completely unprompted: Taigs Are The Blacks And We Are The Ku Klux Klan 👍


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youre required to both sides it to be taken seriously, so once you get into any depth you have to be like "unionists saw free derry as an IRA plot, which it wasnt, but bogsiders saw the RUC as a sectarian force on the brink of a pogrom. the british army determined this was true"
even on the marxist left its subsumed into the debate over national liberation, which imo is kinda secondary to the fact that the PIRA only emerged after it became clear that no other force was willing and able to halt an enemy openly bent on removing all catholics from the north
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feel like a lot of leftists and younger liberals end up wrongly concluding that pelosi etc must either be morons or believe in nothing, because they cant comprehend these dem leaders genuinely believing in the american system of governance more than any policy goal
imo the real difference between elite libs who came of age in the cold war and younger ones isnt xenophobia or whatever. its that they sincerely see the american political process as the highest and noblest ideological end in itself, not just the best means to their ends
like with m4a the handwringing about procedure was clearly just a cover for not actually wanting it, but with abortion or gay marriage i think pelosi really does want every american to have those rights. shes just not gonna upend her beloved institutions to do it
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you’d think “yeah i post about politics nonstop but im actually pretty detached and not really emotionally invested in it lmao” would be the most obvious lie in the world and yet
“you irony bros can afford to laugh and not care because youre insulated by your privilege!” no they are literally just lying. like why would you constantly post about something you find embarrassing to care about if you werent a closeted carelord too. how is this hard to see
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