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3 Jun, 8 tweets, 1 min read
NOT ME TRYING TO SLEEP IN BUT WORK KEEPS TEXTING GROUP CHAT AND WAKING ME UP ANYWAY
bringing out the big guns for emotional support
[pulls up CLUE and AIRPLANE]
">:< are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"no need any help me from me, sir"
">:< THAT'S RIGHT"
emotional support movies:
into the spiderverse, thor ragnarok, hot fuzz, clue, airplane
scary movie series* i love them
manager: we'll hold a meeting to talk about our plans for tonight
me: ok
meeting: we don't know yet, we'll hold a meeting after this
me: why the fuck are we in this fucking meeting
i knew this wasn't real...
day ??? of this project and i am experiencing my first headache. good job body!

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6 Jun
thinking about a time where maybe while they didn’t reconcile completely, it’s at least awkward polite conversation between WWX and JC, and that’s good enough for JC. he tries not to care too much about it when he’s still trying to help JL stabilize his foothold as a sect leader
but of course, nothing is ever smooth sailing for JC, it’s just a curse on his family it seems, because a curse hit his nephew during their nighthunt together. JL had the nerve to protect him?! (he ignores the fear that choked him at the sight of JL covering him from the attack)
it’s at least, not the worst curse, he sighs as he picks up the very familiar wriggling bundls
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JC: i’m too old for this
JL, squealing:
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4 Jun
it's a day to dial up the innate natural passive-aggressiveness within me to 200% it seems
can't wait for my overtime paychecks that are basically my... paychecks...
not me and post-supervisor rubbing our temples in the corner at some of the shit we have to deal with
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3 Jun
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a-ling continues to be jiujiu's last thread holding him back
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3 Jun
beauty&the beast concept but it’s little JL getting lost in the forest and getting rescued by a monstrous canine looking beast more than eager to keep the child out of his estate by the lake
lumbering giant beast swathed in furred robes that blends with his own coat, cradling a tiny boy in his arms, finally setting JL down again with a gruff, “for the last time, go home, i will not be held accountable for your safety.”
“but what should i call you?”
“you will not return here.”
“i’m jin ling, in the future it will be jin rulan!”
“...”
“thank you for saving me, i’ll return with a proper thank you gift!”
“that won’t be necessary—“
“until next time!”
...sigh
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30 Jul 20
thinking about jiang cheng getting hit with a curse during a night hunt and he’s transformed into a shiba ☺️ he still retains human thoughts, zidian is a collar, sandu is strapped to his back! then it’s a matter of:
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>swim in lotus pier lakes
☺️ he can nuzzle and sleep together with jin ling&fairy without worrying that he’s spoiling jl. he’s a dog! he’s fuzzy and comfortable to hug! he’s a little miffed he’s smaller than fairy but that’s a small price to pay to get hugs from his nephew again.
yes of course he can still fight as a dog. who do you think he is?!?!?!???
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#QijiuWeek2019 day 4 - transmigrator
Qing Jing peak’s head disciple is very... eager! Shen Qingqiu is surprised this disciple seems to know his favorite snacks and habits???
#qijiu
yqy will try his best! again! in this new role!!!
he has 2 brain cells this time!! hopefully...
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