Thread by @LuggageDonkey

IMAGINE @TheBitcoinConf THINKING AHEAD OF TIME AND ALLOWING REGISTRATION THE DAY BEFORE

#WTF KIND OF CLOWN 🤡 SHOW REGISTRATION PROCESS IS THIS?????????

#BITCOIN2021

I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO THE CONFERENCE BY ABOUT JULY’O’CLOCK

NOW PEOPLE ARE CUTTING IN LINE BECAUSE IT IS BEING REROUTED IN THE STREETS.

AND SO THAT MEANS AUGUST.

THERE WAS A HARD FORK AT NW 2AVE & NW 23ST. AND NOW THERE IS DOUBLE LINE

STRAIGHT UP INCOMPETENCE

HARD FORK FUCKING FAIL HERE

NOT MANY OLD PEOPLE.

SO LIKELY NO ONE WILL DIE OF HEAT STROKE IN LINE.

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE WATER BOTTLES

PREFER TO GET ONE BEFORE PASSING OUT IN THE SUN, IN LINE

THINKING ABOUT GIVING UP.
BEFORE DYING OF STARVATION IN LINE. IN THE SUN. WITH NO WATER.

EVERY TIME I TURN A CORNER THERE IS ANOTHER CORNER DOWN THE BLOCK.

IF THE GOAL WAS A SOUL-CRUSHING REGISTRATION WAIT LINE TO GET INTO THE CONFERENCE:

MASSIVE SUCCESS

THE ONE ASSHOLE WHO MERGED INTO THE HARD FORK FAILURE INTERSECTION (see above) SAID “WHAT ARE YOU MAD ABOUT? EVERYONE IS GETTING IN”

THEN WHY DON’T YOU GET TO THE BACK OF THE FUCKING LINE?????

I TRUSTED THAT THE REGISTRATION PROCESS WOULD SMOOTH.

I DID NOT VERIFY.

#JUSTKILLME