Thread by @prabhuferrari

I think they should make Chennai alone as union territory and split it from TN. It can be the intellectual capital of India , not just TN. Kamal can be CM and Surya education minister, Sidharth for PWD, TM Krishna for culture, Ranjith for social welfare, N Ram for literature

All industries will be dismantled. Just cinema, fine arts, journalism. Entire city can be made as film city. And rename areas. Adyar can be action, Egmore can be Editing. Everyone will make movies, watch movies, web series…

And literature. Asian college of journalism special articles on where to get the best samosa in Chennai, investigative journalism on how many holes should a coffee filter have etc…

There will be some innovative new ministries. Like ministry of T Rajendar. Sumanth Raman will be the minister. Handle anything from health to economics

Vishal will be minister for wild animals and reptiles imported from South America. Karthi will be youth minister.

And a ministry for arm chair activists. It will be named as KCC to honor the knowledgeable Chennai crowd. Every week they will be publish a shame list on whom to be named and shamed for what they did in their previous birth

Ministry for madras entertainment thambi association. This will be Meta ministry. They will post useful info where maniratnam fills petrol for his car, how many steps are there on the staircase of mysskin’s house

Many ask me about seeman, bharathiraja and all. They are not ‘Madras’ people you see.