when you're thrilled to see a cutie in a truck and the fun won't stop
huntin' fishin' and lovin' every day and also maybe dying inside
when you look out and see another sold-out crowd of people who just love fun as much as you love fun
when you really want to do an off-brand Death Cab record but your producer just sent you a demo for something called "Tailgates, Heartbreaks, and Sonic Shakes"
i'm sorry but why does Luke Bryan look like he wants to die in every photo every taken care of him
why does he look like this
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Also, if this sounds bad, there are coaches currently working at the highest levels of the sport who have said way worse in their first meeting with a new team
My favorite variation of this is the guy who walked in, told all of the old players he did not recruit to stand up, and then said “you guys got the last guy fired, and that’s not gonna be me”
I’d rather take a shovel to the back of the head than get two children on time to school in the morning for the rest of my life
Story time, growing up my sister and I would ride to school together, and she was a terror in the mornings, late, screaming about her socks, lashing out like a baboon at anything around her, severe adolescent rage stuff
So this went on for at least the entirety of a fall semester of high school, and then into the spring, easily six or seven months of pure reign of terror stuff
he didn't even really wreck Florida it was more a matter of "christ lord please keep that man in front of you because one day someone's going to figure out how to use him and then we're all dead"
on behalf of someone else: Mike Evans against Alabama
actual man playing against boys wherever they put him, and the guys playing him were grown-ass men