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Jun 8, 2021 7 tweets 2 min read Read on X
gonna be laughing at that last RT for a while
when you're into good times
when you're thrilled to see a cutie in a truck and the fun won't stop
huntin' fishin' and lovin' every day and also maybe dying inside
when you look out and see another sold-out crowd of people who just love fun as much as you love fun
when you really want to do an off-brand Death Cab record but your producer just sent you a demo for something called "Tailgates, Heartbreaks, and Sonic Shakes"
i'm sorry but why does Luke Bryan look like he wants to die in every photo every taken care of him

why does he look like this

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