so many sugar daddy lwj fics but not enough sugar daddy wwx fics 😭

anyways, no thoughts, head empty. only wwx being a dutiful and generous patron to guqin-player lwj. he pays for lwj's every need. and in return, lwj warms his bed.

at least that's how it looks from the outside.
((if any of you notice that this is very similar to two certain characters in bri/dgerton, shhhh you notice nothing))
maybe lwj ran away from an arranged marriage. maybe the wens were more complete with their destruction of lwj's home. either way, he's on his own and struggling to survive on nothing but his guqin skills.

it's a good thing he found wwx—or rather, wwx found him.
wwx is part of the nouveau riche, having founded a successful business in training soldiers into fearless, vicious fighters. the men change so much during training that rumors fly about wwx killing them and raising them back as fierce corpses to erase their morality.
such a ruthless reputation has earned him the nickname of Yiling Patriarch. people usually hate him or want to be him.

in lwj's case, he wants to be with him.

falling in love with wwx was easy. wwx is so bright, so intelligent. he has so many thoughts, and he talks so much.
when wwx first took him in, lwj was almost certain he was going to find himself underneath wwx that night. he steeled himself for it throughout dinner and bath, and when the time came, he sat on wwx's bed, resigned.

wwx gave him a curious look. "Oh! You want that bed?"
and that was how an unviolated lwj ended up sleeping in the yiling patriarch's bed, without the yiling patriarch. all in all, a very strange start to their relationship.

it got weirder when wwx refurbished an entire wing of his house just for lwj to live in all by himself.
now, lwj is no fool; he knows what it looks like from the outside: a wealthy, powerful man supporting a young, struggling musician can hardly be expected NOT to take advantage of the situation.

oh, if only wwx would take advantage of lwj—but, alas, he is just too honorable😩😩
lwj tries! he definitely tries! and it's not because he feels indebted to wwx—wwx only demands repayment in the form of lying around on the floor, rambling to lwj, and demanding head scritches every now and then. it's because lwj ACTUALLY wants to be ravished by wwx.
but wwx is just. too. nice. if he sees lwj undressed, he'll take off his own outer layer to give to him. if he sees lwj in a bathtub, he'll frantically excuse himself from the room. if lwj touches his thigh, he'll initiate a game where they pat rhythms on each other's knees.
frankly, lwj is getting quite annoyed! after ever performance, he gets looks from audience members who see wwx leading him away, like they know what's going to happen to him.

but no! it doesn't happen! wwx just takes him out for a moonlit walk by a river and gives him flowers.
it's all very sweet and romantic, but wwx doesn't even hold his hand or kiss him. after months of living together, lwj wants to get RAILED.

and obviously it isn't happening!! what the heck is he supposed to do about this.

he needs to work on his seduction skills.
one day, wwx is out on the training field, overseeing his men. lwj wears an almost too-sheer robe and delicately drapes himself over wwx.

"Oh, hello Lan Zhan!" wwx grins as he pulls lwj onto his lap. "What brings you here?"

lwj arranges himself neatly. "I wanted to see you."
"Well, here I am." wwx's smile grows wider, until he catches his men staring. he barks out orders in that harsh, commanding voice of his, full of brewing darkness and forbidden strength.

oh, what lwj would give for that voice to be telling him to stay still and be good. 😩
lwj idly watches the soldiers train, knowing very well that he looks much like a spoiled courtesan. alas, he is only spoiled, and not a courtesan.

"Aren't you cold?" wwx asks, looking at lwj's robes.

now's the chance. lwj drops his gaze. "A little," he confesses, softly.
wwx frowns and begins removing his outer layer, clearly about to give it to lwj. lwj stops him by taking his wrist.

"Perhaps the Yiling Patriarch would be so kind as to warm me up himself?" he whispers, lips brushing wwx's ear.

wwx blinks. gulps. his cheeks turn a little pink.
to encourage him, lwj guides wwx's hand to his waist. wwx's breath stutters upon contact.

"Oh-h, I see," wwx cracks a smile. "Anything for you, Lan Zhan."

and then he just. quickly rubs against the fabric on lwj's back to generate heat from friction.

lwj is SPEECHLESS.
wwx spends a good five minutes rubbing his hands over lwj's chest and back and arms before he stops. "I'll be honest—I don't see the advantage of this over just putting on another layer," he says. "How about you take my coat and I'll give you cuddles later, alright?"
lwj does not want more layers, but he does like cuddles. he nods. "Alright."

the soldiers look like they're slowly realizing that their commander hasn't actually slept with anyone before, so lwj gives wwx a kiss on the cheek as both a claiming and a warning to those watching.
lwj gains a strange reputation in yiling. whenever he's harassed for supposedly wh0ring himself to wwx for money, he makes it very clear that he is Down to Get Fucked by WWX but wwx is being uncooperative on the matter.

so, oddly, yiling is pretty darn sympathetic regarding lwj.
some asshole: I bet you bend yourself over the nearest table for him once he walks in the door

lwj: I tried

s/a: what

lwj: just this morning, actually

lwj: he thought I was looking at a bug so he joined me on the table

lwj: we didn't fuck

s/a:

s/a: my deepest condolences

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Apr 29
so much omegaxian stuff on my timeline is making me think of an au where omegas need to be claimed immediately after they present because otherwise their pheromones will drive nearby alphas to madness.

of course wwx doesn't present until he's in class at the cloud recesses.
usually there are signs in the years leading up to an omega's presentation, so they have time to arrange a marriage or seclude themselves.

an unclaimed omega's pheromones are dangerous. prolonged exposure can induce insanity in alphas.
in the past, when desperate times called for desperate measures, unclaimed omega pheromones have even been used as weapons during wars to neutralize dangerous enemy targets. for this reason, some of the greatest military strategists in history were betas.
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Mar 30
today's thought is lowly palace servant wwx flirting with imperial guard lwj one too many times and then suddenly finding himself being granted marriage to lwj by emperor nmj himself.
lxc is the highest-ranked and most beloved consort in nmj's inner palace. lwj complained about wwx to lxc, who then giggled to nmj about it over tea, who—ever willing to please lxc and thinking that it's about time lwj marries—immediately grants lwj and wwx marriage.
so, from wwx's pov, he was just going about his life as a servant; work is hard, but fulfilling. he hears gossip about the most eligible bachelors with the highest connections, and gets curious about lwj.

ah, but lwj is notorious for being cold, stand-offish, and unsmiling.
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Jun 5, 2023
today's thought is:

merlwj and sirenwwx clash during a territory dispute and… accidentally end up mating instead.

there have been previous examples of mer/siren hybrids, but they are very rare; the two species are far more likely to wage war than breed.
mer people are omnivorous, social, and closer in appearance to humans—which encourages cooperation with them.

sirens are solitary, carnivorous hunters with powerful, luring songs. they eat humans.

usually, mers and sirens ignore each other. in some cases, they fight.
sirenwwx and merlwj didn't mean to mate; they were fighting, and they just sort of… accidentally ended up tangling their tails together, and their bodies rubbed together a bit too much, and one thing led to another—

anyhow, sirenwwx has babies now.
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May 23, 2023
i just think it would be really, really, really entertaining if jzx decided to play matchmaker between yllz-wwx and lwj because he, accurately, deduced that they had feelings for each other.

plus, wwx being safe and cared for would make preggie jyl very happy.
jzx is… predictably not good at matchmaking. but he is trying his best!! for his wife!! the love of his life and the mother of his child!! 😤❤️

jyl is very charmed, but repeatedly tells him that such efforts are unnecessary. she thinks wwx and lwj must figure it out themselves.
jzx, on the other hand, is convinced it's a crisis. his beloved wife's beautiful face gets all tense and sad whenever her shidi is mentioned, so of course jzx must do all he can to ensure that said shidi is taken care of and jyl won't have to stress about anything again!
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May 6, 2023
//nsfw //possible noncon maybe

today's mermay thought is: merxian always getting a little nervous whenever octopusji's tentacles get handsy (tentacle-y?) because it is alway so, so easy for one stray tentacle to wander into merxian's slit as the others casually restrain him.
//possibly dead dove

y'all know what would be fucked up.

if octopusji was a sea witch who made a deal with merxian: in exchange for saving his foster family's home, merxian belongs to him—which is super useful, because mermaids are rare sources of powerful magic ingredients.
merxian signed the contract thinking that octopusji will eventually ask for his heart, or maybe even his tongue. those would make for extremely rare and powerful potions.

nope. octopusji is interested in renewable resources, like merxian's hair or scales or songs.
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May 5, 2023
today's thought: enemies-with-benefits wangxian are generals during a war. every time they meet, they fight—and end up banging.

but in the silence that follows, wwx watches a sleeping lwj and decides that it would not be so bad if his side loses and he has to die by lwj's blade.
it would not be a bad death, he decides. there are worse ways to die. at the very least, his life would end at the hands of someone he admires deeply—someone he could almost call a lover. lwj would make it quick, like the kisses they exchange before sneaking back to their camps.
it is impossible for the war to end peacefully, and as such, it is impossible for them to have a life together.

a pity. wwx would have liked to know what lwj is like without his battle armor and his sword—whether he would live in a small cottage, or maybe raise children.
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