Earlier this year Steve was fetching the ball in the field where people go to throw the ball for their dogs. The speedwalker was cutting across the field, and Steve ran up to her to give her his ball.
She yelled at him and started windmilling her arms.
(Caveat that I know some people are scared of dogs who are off-leash, but this is a known dog-ball-throw field, and she was cutting across it)
Now, when Steve sees the speedwalker, he goes fucking wild. He can spot her from a 1/2 mile away, those stiff back-and-forth arms. He stops, sits, his ears go up, he locks his gaze. He barks like she's a robber trying to steal us
This is just a PSA not to speedwalk around Steve
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