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Dear Christians, is there anything else to do in Heaven besides worship & praise God for all of eternity?

At least, Islam assures me of sex in paradise with virgins, and wine that won't get me intoxicated. Allah will grant all your desires in paradise. Even if you want Rihanna.
"Indeed, the people of Paradise will be busy enjoying themselves. They and their spouses shall be reclining on their couches in shady groves; therein there will be all kinds of fruits to eat, and they shall have all that they desire."

Quran 36:55-57
"We are your supporters in this worldly life and in the Hereafter. There you will have whatever your souls desire, and there you will have whatever you ask for: A hospitable gift from one Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful."

Quran 41:31-32
One of the best things that men long for in the Hereafter is, the women of Paradise, namely al-hoor al-'iyn. 😂
The description of al-hoor al-'iyn is mentioned in more than one place in the Quran, such as the following:

1 - "And (there will be) hoor (fair females) with wide lovely eyes (as wives for al-muttaqoon-the pious). Like unto preserved pearls." [al-Waaqi'ah 56:22, 23]
2. "Those ˹maidens˺ will be ˹as elegant˺ as rubies and coral." [al-Rahman 55:58]

3. "We have created (their Companions) of special creation. Making them virgins, loving and of equal age, for the Companions of the Right Hand. [Al-Waqi'ah 56:35-38]
4. Allah describes them as pure, "and they shall have therein purified mates/wives, and they will abide therein forever." [al-Baqarah 2:25]
5. Allah describes them as refraining from looking at anyone except their husbands:

"Wherein both will be chaste females (wives) restraining their glances, desiring none except their husbands." [al-Rahmaan 55:56]
6. Among the blessings that Allah has prepared for His slaves are al-hoor al-'iyn.

Allah says: So (it will be). "And We shall marry them to hoor (fair females) with wide lovely eyes." [al-Dhukhaan 44:54]
"The stunning beauty of the hoori is such that the marrow of her calves can be seen from beneath her clothes, & a man will be able to see his face in the liver of one of them, like a mirror because of the fineness of her skin & the purity of her color." Fath al-Baari, 8/570
In short, Jannah will be a place of eternal bliss. This will include having your desires totally fulfilled to the maximum. The inhabitants will have pleasure beyond measure, eating, drinking, treasures, palaces and even sex with luscious virgins.
And it will be magnificent and perfect complete with out any dissatisfaction. No one will be able to compare it as the joy will be out of this world.
Islam is a very sex-positive religion for men and men only, as for women it's a completely different story.

Muslim women have to endure their husbands marrying other wives in this world and not only that...
Imagine: before Muslim women are even born, they are deprived of the right to ever have their husband to themselves, because God has promised each man virgins that will be waiting for him in Paradise.
Oh wait, but at least she gets to be with her husband too! Even if she has to share him with other virgins, right? Right.
In Paradise, a woman gets pleasure only from one man just as a man takes pleasure in wives. So, there is no single wife in Paradise.

Prophet Muhammad said: “There are no single people in Paradise.”
Allah says: "Indeed, We have produced the women of Paradise in a [new] creation; And made them virgins, Devoted [to their husbands] and of equal age." [Quran 56:35-37]
This means that Allah will recreate the old women of the present life with eyes with white secretion and make them virgin and full of love for their mates. In other words, they become virgin, undefiled and full of love after they were deflowered, widowed and divorced.
Quran keeps talking about what the men will have in Paradise. Men will have this and that... But they don’t seem to be for the female Muslim.

Gender inequality in paradise itself.😂

A man made religion, made by men FOR men. Basically there aren't many perks in there for women.

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