after seeing so many people tweet about ted lasso i finally caved and looked up the show and it’s about……soccer???
i don’t know what i expected but certainly not this??? but also i am still v intrigued lol
OKAY YOU GUYS CONVINCED ME I WILL WATCH THE SOCCER SHOW THAT IS APPARENTLY NOT REALLY ABOUT SOCCER
ok i’m in love w the cranky british lady already.
i would die for nathan
THE HOT CRANKY BRITISH LADY IS NAMED REBECCA??
if rebecca hit me with her car i would thank her
the fact that she hired him to sabotage the club & the players all loathe him actually has me giddy bc they are obviously going to end up loving him. i hope 😭
wow i cannot think of the last time a show had me so firmly rooting for the main character. this is honestly some superb writing & acting bc damn
HE’S MAKING THE COOKIES?!?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
KEELEY AND REBECCA’S FRIENDSHIP IS MAKING ME EMO
BUT ALSO CAN THEY GET MARRIED
BUT ALSO CAN THEY GET MARRIED
okay this is genuinely one of my favorite things i’ve watched in ages. fuck you guys this has sidelined my entire night. i love it
ted makes me want to be a better person :(
“You’re not quitting, you’re just letting me go.”
THIS AGED SO POORLY FUCK YOU GUYS WHY IS THE SOCCER SHOW MAKING ME CRY
THIS AGED SO POORLY FUCK YOU GUYS WHY IS THE SOCCER SHOW MAKING ME CRY
https://twitter.com/mixbecca/status/1409255175173414919
i should have never started this show i’ve never known pain like i do right now he’s so SAD!!!!!!!!!!
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO DANI ROJAS I WILL END THIS PLANET HE’S BEEN ON MY SCREEN FOR TWO SECONDS AND I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR HIM
roy is reading the book 
NATE CONFIDENTLY READING THE TEAM ROAST MY SWEET BOY MY PRECIOUS MAN
how is possible i love everyone in this fucking cast so much i cant handle this
REBECCA SINGING?????????????????
LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE
LET TED BE HAPPY!!!!! IF I SEE THIS MAN IN PAIN ONE MORE TIME—
NOT ROY KISSING HER AND THEN DRAMATICALLY LEAVING IM PAIN
roy is an actual cartoon character and i want to punch him & send him to therapy & also give him a giant hug lmao
also keeley is actually the hero of this series. my love. my wife. to me, she is perfect
higgins being a fully dimensional person who is becoming friends w ted & coach beard & nate makes me so happy like
it would have been so easy to make him just the Abused Assistant but i even care about hIM i love him
it would have been so easy to make him just the Abused Assistant but i even care about hIM i love him
not rupert’s face on my fucking screen when i tell you i want this man to be set on fIRE
IS THIS THE DART SCENE EVERYONE WAS TWEETING ABOUT
AM I GOING TO CRY
AM I GOING TO CRY
NOT ROY TAKING A YOGA CLASS W A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES AND BEING INVESTED IN THEM IM CRYING
“Better manners when I’m holding a dart. Please.”
oh my god the anger in ted’s eyes
i
im not ready for this i can tell
oh my god the anger in ted’s eyes
i
im not ready for this i can tell
“Have you played a lot of darts, Ted?”
😭😭😭😭
PLEASE
THAT WHOLE SCENE
AND THE SHIFT ON REBECCA’S FACE AS SHE REALIZES HE JUST HUSTLED RUPERT INTO LEAVING HER ALONE
😭😭😭😭
PLEASE
THAT WHOLE SCENE
AND THE SHIFT ON REBECCA’S FACE AS SHE REALIZES HE JUST HUSTLED RUPERT INTO LEAVING HER ALONE
it just hit me — the “barbecue sauce” right before the final thrown — sounds like a quirky ted-ism at first but earlier in the show he talks about food eliciting a memory & that him channeling his memories of his dad so he could have the confidence / focus for the bullseye i
oh my god the baby scene. RUPERT LEAVR HER ALONE YOU WALKING BALL OF SLIME I HATE HIM SO MUCH MY GOOOOOD
“I forgive you.”
okay but like. the writing of this show. he didn’t say “it’s okay” or “don’t worry about it”.
i forgive you.
which is so much stronger & braver & kinder bc instead of waving the wrongs away ted is saying yeah, that was messed up. i forgive you anyways.
TED LASSO. I JUST. GOD!!
i forgive you.
which is so much stronger & braver & kinder bc instead of waving the wrongs away ted is saying yeah, that was messed up. i forgive you anyways.
TED LASSO. I JUST. GOD!!
Roy has come so far i’m sobbing
NOT HIM TOUCHING THE BELIEVE SIGN!!!!! LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!!!!!
also the rebecca higgins moment was lovely i was just too busy having a mental breakdown over how much i love everyone (except for rupert who i would love to HIT WITH MY CAR) to be coherent
why is the last episode called the hope that kills you
im scared
im scared
ASSISTANT COACH
IM CRYING
STOP
AND NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF TED HADNT COME THERE AND GOTTEN NATE OUT OF HIS SHELL BC HE WAS THE FIRST TO LISTEN TO HIM
WE’RE ONLY TWO MINUTES IN 😭😭😭😭😭
IM CRYING
STOP
AND NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF TED HADNT COME THERE AND GOTTEN NATE OUT OF HIS SHELL BC HE WAS THE FIRST TO LISTEN TO HIM
WE’RE ONLY TWO MINUTES IN 😭😭😭😭😭
PLEASE I CANT BREATHE
THAT MEANS ROY LOVES HIM LMAOOOOOOO
jamie’s face on my screen immediately raising my blood pressure
WAIT
REBECCA IS THE SHAME LADY FROM GAME OF THRONWS?????????
WHAT
REBECCA IS THE SHAME LADY FROM GAME OF THRONWS?????????
WHAT
wait holy shit her name is hannah??? my sister’s name is hannah. and i am rebecca and she plays a rebecca lmao
ROY’S SUSHI SOCKS LMAO
why am i so anxious about this fictional soccer game i don’t even like soccer
i swear to gOD IF THEY DON’T WIN IF THIS SHOW DOES NOT LET THIS DINGDONGS BE HAPPY
i am so anxious I’m physically sweating
the crowd singing roy’s name….as he limps off knowing with that look on his face….and the knowing look he exchanges with ted….i’m…
NOT THEM GETTING INTO A FOOTBALL FORMATION ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
IM FUCKING CRYING
I CANT BELIEVE I AM CRYING AND HAVE GOOSEBUMPS OVER A FUCKING SOCCER SHOW JASON SUDEIKIS IS A WAR CRIMINAL
jason im sorry thank you for this gift but I’m physically not okay rn
I TAKE IT BACK WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME THAT JOY AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SAD MUSIC WHY AM I SEEING TED LASSO’S SAD FACE JASON SUDEIKIS TURN ON YOUR LOCATION I JUST WANNA TALK
not me feeling bad for jamie bc his dad is yelling at him
YOU GUYS SAID THIS SHOW WAS A FUCKING COMEDY!!!
“i think we should all be a goldfish”
im so fucking pissed they won bc jamie finally learned to pass the ball im so angry this show is so well written i want to fist fight god
“Win the whole fucking thing.”
THIS BETTER BE FORESHADOWING
THIS BETTER BE FORESHADOWING
what am i supposed to do with my life now
is it july 23rd yet
i am going to make my boyfriend watch this with me immediately
i am a basket of feelings
me thinking about the dart scene
okay well
ted lasso is amazing and has more heart than i ever expected it to and i do not think a show has made me feel so many things so strongly or quickly about so many characters in years
and kindness definitely makes people hotter
in closing
ted lasso is amazing and has more heart than i ever expected it to and i do not think a show has made me feel so many things so strongly or quickly about so many characters in years
and kindness definitely makes people hotter
in closing
my boyfriend just walked in, looking at me and said “……are you okay? that show really did a number on you huh?”
laugh while you still can, little man
because i am going to make you watch this with me and suffer
laugh while you still can, little man
because i am going to make you watch this with me and suffer
holy shit why did so many people find this
hahahahahahhhhhahahhhhaha the showrunner of ted lasso aka my one spark of joy in this hell year found my unhinged thread i am
hey bill, bestie, pal, buddy, friend, thank you for making me believe in love again buT WHY DID YOU MAKE TED C R Y
hey bill, bestie, pal, buddy, friend, thank you for making me believe in love again buT WHY DID YOU MAKE TED C R Y
https://twitter.com/vdoozer/status/1409706511165661190
in all seriousness though ted lasso is a gift & i am so grateful & i feel like i leveled up as a writer just from watching it but also
my ex boyfriend tried to get me to care about soccer for five years and ted lasso did it in two days. amazing.
if jason sudeikis sees this & his first interaction w my existence is seeing me call him a wAR CRIMINAL bc he made me care about soccer i am going to have to leave twitter.
not coach beard seeing my unhinged thread im sobbing,,,,,, i owe you my life
https://twitter.com/brendanhunting/status/1409690848774680578
ok well i guess a lot of people are enjoying this in closing if keeley punched me in the face i would say thank you, protect sam at all costs, roy baby go to therapy, rebecca please step on me & if ted doesn’t get to be happy i am going to blow up the fucking sun
thanks!!!!
thanks!!!!
PEOPLE KEEP FINDING THIS LMAO
while i have ur attention my dear friend @yesitshanna has YET ANOTHER AMAZING BOOK coming out and y’all should preorder it!!
i also have a book coming out but it would not be ted energy to plug my own book so please preorder hanna’s thank u
while i have ur attention my dear friend @yesitshanna has YET ANOTHER AMAZING BOOK coming out and y’all should preorder it!!
i also have a book coming out but it would not be ted energy to plug my own book so please preorder hanna’s thank u
https://twitter.com/yesitshanna/status/1409713219547983880
ok all of my friends are screaming at me to plug my book so FINE ted forgive me pls
my debut THE ONES WE BURN is out next fall from @simonteen ! it’s about a witch who intends to assassinate a prince & falls for his sister! sadly there is no soccer! 💀
goodreads.com/book/show/5695…
my debut THE ONES WE BURN is out next fall from @simonteen ! it’s about a witch who intends to assassinate a prince & falls for his sister! sadly there is no soccer! 💀
goodreads.com/book/show/5695…
it only took nine years but my silly little tweets were finally worth something.
https://twitter.com/mixbecca/status/1410698998294458370
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