Diplomatic Riposte

After the surrender of 90,000 soldiers of the Pakistani Army to the Indian Army in the Bangladesh war in December 1971, diplomatic relations were re-established between India and Pakistan through the Simla agreement.
An Indian diplomat was invited for dinner by a high- ranking Pakistani official.
After the dinner, the host lead the Indian diplomat to the toilet at his request.
Inside the toilet, the diplomat notices the photo of General Jagjit Singh Aurora,
the Indian hero of the Indo-Pak War of 1971 hung on the Toilet wall.
He returns but says nothing.
After a while, the curious Pakistani host asks,
"Did you see any photo in the toilet ?"

The diplomat admits,
"Yes I saw the photo of General Jagjit Singh Aurora on the wall"
The host’s mischief continued
"Do you find any problem with its placement ?"

The Indian diplomat answered,
"The placement is absolutely perfect.There is nothing that makes Pakistanis shit quicker, than seeing the picture of General Jagjit Singh Arora!!"

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