We need better education for possums to prevent road deaths. A platinum plan for marsupials.
Education solves everything, that’s what the tv told me.
I have been informed I’m discriminating against non marsupials and need to check my marsupial privilege.
@heywildrich has contacted me on behalf of the raccoon lobby to voice their complaints on the lack of representation.

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