Thread by @FrizzlyBarrett

This summer is so hot that, even though I didn’t really plan on having kids before, I’m terrified of having any now.

I don’t want to be responsible for bringing anyone else into this climatic hellscape — which makes me sad, because it shouldn’t be a hellscape now for the folks who are already here.

And I’m like, “Wow, if it’s this bad NOW, what will be happening in ten years?!”

PARENTS OF YOUNG CHILDREN, please forget that I even mentioned any of this. Just scroll right past these tweets.

Let’s have a palate cleanser: Chocolate. A trip to the ocean. A bubble bath. Free food.