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Jul 5, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read Read on X
look at this seal.
look a little closer
see that little blemish of reddish pink in the sand to the left of the seal?
At first we thought omg adorbs 🥰 look at that little baby seal. I love that seal. It’s making cute seal sounds.
then we too noticed the red spot. then we drove a little further and saw an unimaginable horror. TW do not read on if you’re bothered by death and suffering
on that little cute seals right torso was a gigantic fucking shark bite about the size of half a large dominos pizza. Out of the bite spewed the seals insides.. laying right there in the sand. those weren’t cute seal noises we’d heard, those were death moans.
that transition from ‘omg look at that cute seal’ to ‘oh shit someone take that thing out of its misery’ is something I’m struggling to reconcile.
I hope everyone had a better July 4th than that now dead suffering animal. Happy Monday.

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