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6 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
I'm looking forward to the rise of centrally administered anti-ransomware software, which corporations will install on every vulnerable client.
There's a nice long history here that information security people who know more than me can expand on. Software to prevent sensitive data being sent outside of the organization, for example, is one of the favorite targets of people trying to get such data.
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Every single takedown of the lab origins of covid seems to use this photo, which shows a level-four facility with full precautions in force. But a far more likely lab escape scenario is the non-bunny-suit area where live bats were kept. newrepublic.com/article/162689…
Bats being bats is a perfectly plausible explanation for where we got covid, but were they first brought to a Wuhan lab, or did they expose someone elsewhere who just happened to come to the one city in Asia with a world-class coronavirus laboratory?
The endless confusion over "natural origin" vs. "lab origin" is a false dichotomy, since all the sane scenarios involving the latter also imply the former. We really need more details and not more J-school probabilistic reasoning to get closer to an answer here.
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Provoking China to waste enormous resources on a space station and giant military is a fantastic way to get them to burn money they might otherwise use to embarrass us with a green economy or higher standard of living. globaltimes.cn/page/202107/12…
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5 Jul
It's going to be fun when ransomware strikes a cryptocurrency. Some of the software this grift is built on is not at NASA avionics level of correctness, and there sure is a lot of money for the taking.
So-called "stablecoins" in particular (since they're backed with non-pretend assets) are just a progressive lottery for whoever can hack a cryptocurrency exchange or mining client fast enough.
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2 Jul
"The U.S. has asked Kazakhstan, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan to take in about 9,000 Afghans who assisted with the American occupation." There are over 18,000 of these applicants, over 50,000 family members, and they deserve US green cards, not this weak shit. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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I love that the vertical moon dildo is still the official landing plan. This configuration was rejected in the sixties because the moon is lumpy and standing a pencil on its end is not the stablest way to land, but now we have computers and Elon says it's okay.
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