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I mean, my assessment of the situation from last week is far more in line with the Axios report than the initial tweet there, but pointing out this particular dishonesty has reached the point of diminishing returns.
Oh, here’s my piece by the way. Judge for yourself. washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/…
[the boy cries wolf again]

“aha but wolves DO exist; the boy was right all along!!”

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4 Jun
The kids went to the library today and the 2-year-old very excitedly chose a book that we already have and which he loves except this version is in French.
Then later the 4-year-old told me a story in which a baby did kung fu to help a dragon defeat some Vikings.
Update: somehow the little guy managed to strip completely naked in his crib? We are investigating.
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America is the richest, most powerful country in the history of the world and I think we could do a better job with hiding those two doors.
I am running for president on the platform of "give the Oval Office a Deco, mid-century or Brutalist overhaul."
Honestly a Brutalist Oval Office would own. Two concrete benches for visiting heads of state. Two windows at the opposite end, one foot wide by six feet tall.
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hi guys there was a frog in the living room i had to deal with, what'd i miss
Scooped into a glass, out the door.
“hey gang what’s happening”
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It keeps turning out that various terrible things which happen under Republican leadership are actually the Democrats' fault. washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/…
My man, you should turn off Fox News for a bit and ask actual residents of those states like myself how things are going.
[looks out window] seems ok to me tbh
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“Winners are people who are willing to lose.” - Kellyanne Conway, prepping her daughter for her American Idol audition
(This is not a joke, by the way.)
Oh, also she got a ticket.
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Of all of the goofy pretend-this-is-a-normal-trial machinations around this whole deal, the "that's not in the record" tug-of-wars are the goofiest.

Everyone knows where this is headed and that the coming votes are utterly unbound to the constraints of the presented evidence.
Sen. Cassidy: "what convinced me was that katrina pierson said that thing, i'm voting to convict"
Staffer: "but sir!"
This is also why getting the Herrera Beutler statement in evidence added no value.
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