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9 Jul, 24 tweets, 21 min read
Time for #FridayNightZillow

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First up on #FridayNightZillow:

A nice-looking big house in Wisconsin, for, checks notes: $350K! One catch: It's already contingent. And it has some wallpaper.

zillow.com/homedetails/41…
Looking for affordable housing? Found it: 4BRs, 3BAs, Maine, it has a garage for, checks notes: $139K. Could use some updates. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22…
Up next on #FridayNightZillow, a gorgeous, historic 8BR, 4BAs mansion with a large yard in central Bangor, Maine — share a city with Stephen King and Susan Collins! — for $599K zillow.com/homedetails/48…
Historic Missouri mansion on *7 acres* is a looker and is just... $350K? WHAT?

One caveat: No A/C or heat on the top floor yet. #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/15…
I like cheap mansions and I cannot lie.

Turrets, 5BRs, trees, Illinois, $269K???

#FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/40…
Next up on #FridayNightZillow:

A gorgeous 7 building complex on 40 acres ready for your new religion; operating as an inn. 17BRs, >14K sf, pool. Just $1.7M?

Mississippi:
zillow.com/homedetails/40…
This house has some history: Used as set for the @IncredibleCulk pic "My Girl."

8BRs/10BAs, 9,508 sf, large pool, $675K.

Needs an interior makeover. #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/55…
Fully furnished mansion, Georgia.

Turret. Porch of the gods. *$329K*???
Need I say more? #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/52…
Yes, there is affordable housing in Virginia.

4BRs, 3BAs, 4K sf historic home. Gazebo included.

$185K #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/39…
Cute, updated, big victorian.

Turrets, porches, funky wood kitchen counter.

Indiana, *$240K* zillow.com/homedetails/20…

#FridayNightZillow
Bar, restaurant AND living quarters.

10K square feet.

???$99,900???

Catch: Restaurant equipment does not convey.

Illinois
zillow.com/homedetails/19…
Big mansion, little price. I'd want to completely redo the interior but the price is most certainly right.

*$250K*

7BRs, 6BAs, 6,300 sf.

Catch: It's already contingent."

North Dakota:
zillow.com/homedetails/30…? #FridayNightZillow
Next up on #FridayNightZillow:

Fantastic 8K square foot mansion

Mississippi

$895K. zillow.com/homedetails/35…
A million bucks buys *A LOT* of house in Indiana.

A 10,500 sf house to be exact.

And a party-sized bathroom, if a little black.
zillow.com/homedetails/51… #FridayNightZillow
Hard to beat this mansion for value.

8,200 sf, 12.5 acres, a big indoor pool and a deck of the gods.

$650K, Illinois

zillow.com/homedetails/24… #FridayNightZillow
I just love this mansion; love the layout, the kitchen, the floors, the enormous pool, the views, the arches, the bathrooms, the master bedroom that's bigger than some houses.

8,700K sf, 4BRs, 6BAs, 5-car garage.

$899K.

Tennessee
zillow.com/homedetails/83… #FridayNightZillow
Fixer-upper compound for your new school/religion:

26BRs, 20K square feet, 8 acres, $415K.

New Mexico.
zillow.com/homedetails/20… #FridayNightZillow
This compound's better, but pricier. 850K gets you 15K square feet in assorted buildings, a mess of bedrooms and kitchens and a barn and an 8-car garage and whatnot, on 23 acres of ranch.

Near a lake w/access.

Washington state.
zillow.com/homedetails/44… #FridayNightZillow
If you just want to browse an insanely gorgeous, insanely expensive mansion...

$9.7M. Utah.

zillow.com/homedetails/79… #FridayNightZillow
Warning, this next #FridayNightZillow listing is the kind that might make you cry.

Montana. Lakefront. Huge glass doors open up the house to the deck. The only thing I don't like about it is they mounted a TV above a fireplace. For shame!

$20M
zillow.com/homedetails/10…
I'm a sucker for turrets, and this Texas mansion has a lot of them, plus a massive kitchen, outrageous decor and a grotto. Enjoy!

$5M. Texas.
zillow.com/homedetails/11… #FridayNightZillow
Ending #FridayNightZillow with the most expensive home listed in the past 7 days. $85M, 30K square feet, California.

I don't get it. Am I missing something? zillow.com/homedetails/10…
With the end of #FridayNightZillow, if you've made it this far, let me know which one was your 1) favorite 2) dream house 3) if you hated one

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Found: Affordable housing.

5BRs, 2BAs, 2.5K square feet, pool, Kentucky

$139.9K
zillow.com/homedetails/20…
Very cute 3BR, 3BA, 2,300 sf house with attractive floors. $175K?

New York
zillow.com/homedetails/78…
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???$269K??? zillow.com/homedetails/95…
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