Looking forward to another riveting penalty shootout to decide a championship in the world's greatest sport. The day penalty shootouts are somehow introduced to cricket, humanity will have conquered insomnia forever.
Just add a soccer ball every 5 minutes until someone scores. Why is this hard.
There should be a world championship in free kicking where, if the score is tied after three rounds, they have to play a soccer game.
This is exactly it. We got past 120 minutes of burdensome football to watch the real sport
ENGLAND WINS*!!!!

* the penalty coin toss
The most amusing thing about soccer is that almost ANY change to the penalty shootout mechanic would improve the sport. For example, have it before the game.
The wait is over for those on tenterhooks over which kind of massive rioting we'd get.
It's a no comin' home!
Just imagine all the letters being strongly worded right now. A nation tut-tuts.

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