Moore lost because he signed a contract explicitly waiving his right to sue for the things he was suing for, even though he struck through another provision about waiving his right to sue for intrusion on his privacy, a cause of action he didn't bring.
Moore argued that he was defrauded because he thought the interview would be friendly.
But he agreed, in writing, that he was not relying on representation that the interview would be friendly.
Kayla Moore, meanwhile, loses under the First Amendment because a reasonable person would not believe Sacha Baron Cohen was actually claming to own a pedophile detector, when a real device would have blown up immediately as soon as Roy Moore entered a room.
It was, in fact, a pretty silly thing to claim to be defamed by.
Long story short, you can't sue when you sign a contract not to sue, and you can't sue for defamation when the person "defaming" you is a deliberately ridiculous character on a satirical television series.
Also, one final takeaway: this opinion could have easily been extremely cutesy and filled with Borat references. But, thankfully, the judge wrote a sober opinion about the law and the facts and didn't use this as an opportunity to try out his tight five.
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1. Be nice, and polite, even if the cop is a jerk. Especially if the cop is a jerk, because if the cop comes off as a jerk on body cam, the jury may acquit you for this and no other reason.
2. Hand over your license and registration is asked. You may have some sort of technical argument for why you don't have to. That argument is going to land you in jail for no personal benefit. Just hand them over.
3. You do have to stop out of the car if the officer asks you. But you should always politely decline searches. "I'm sorry, I don't feel comfortable with you searching my car."
This is the EASIEST kind of lawyer to allege ineffectiveness against. If you point out something he didn't think of, he's going to say "gosh I didn't think of that and it was not strategic."
Because the fact is, we all miss stuff all the time.
Your biggest concern, truly, is that you want to ensure that the admission is credible to the judge.
And that means going through all the work the lawyer did a great job on, and pointing out how this is like the one little misstep in their strategy. /3
I read the lawsuit looking for a provably false statement of fact, and as far as I can tell, it's that Taibbi made more money during the Twitter files saga.
315,000 people voted early in Fulton County. Someone should have signed the machine count tallies, to show they were verified.
/1
If a Fulton County employee had done this, I am skeptical that the people claiming fraud would have said "oh damn, they signed off on the counts? I guess that means everything was above board."
Chances are, the fraud theorists would say Fulton just lied when they signed. /2
However, because those signatures are absent, a lof of fraud folks are saying this proves the election was stolen.
Most of them seem to misunderstand the issue. They think there's a problem with like, signature matching or proving the ballots were real.
It was 2011, and 200 people were gathering in South Atlanta for a repast, (a big post-funeral meal) setting up tablecloths and getting coolers.
The neighborhood was just saying a prayer when Javenski Hilton learned that a drug dealer had broken into his car. /1
Hilton knew the drug dealer. It was his girlfriend, Tomika Webb. She had loaned him some money so he could buy crack and share the profits with her, but he hadn't paid him back. /2
Hilton got to his car and Webb was there, rummaging through it for drugs or money. When she saw Hilton, she started screaming and threatening him.
A neighbor, Patrick Walker, could tell this was going to end badly, and so he immediately called police. /3