Had a #dream a fairly-well-known figure in the comics/animation scene made a conscious decision to get into marionettes, under the assumption this was a sparsely-populated hill they could be king of unopposed.

They were they kind of person, y'see, in the dream AND for real.
They uploaded YT bids of themselves playing with/describing acquisitions, one of which was a female version of Frankenstein's monster (no, not Bride of Frankenstein, a female Frankenstein). They just bounced the marionette up and down by all its strings at once, very amateurish.
But I was like, "That's an interesting character," and Googled it.

Turns out, it was an obscure, one-season Nicktoon about a woman who was a mad scientist who made herself a girlfriend, and whose cool cheerleader, Valley Girl daughter thought science was like, SUPER uncool, EW.
The more I read/watched, the more surprised I was I hadn't heard of this show before, considering how casual it was about having a lesbian main character who was allowed to be goofy and weird, tormented her old-fashioned GF (she was made of old dead ppl!) with zany schemes, etc.
I ultimately assumed it was because *an animation guy everyone who likes cartoons knows about and isn't thrilled with* had obviously done the character design, and we'd all kinda made the decision to forget he existed.

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Oh, god. I'm gonna talk about this one, too.

This is a depiction of a kabuki actor, dressed to play a female part in an ancient drama originally performed in the classier, more-acceptable noh theater.

Kabuki was INCREDIBLY popular. Dangerously so, in the government's opinion.
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WOW, who could have foresaw, THIS DID NOT FIX ANYTHING.
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There's a Kickstarter up.

To fund a documentary.

About Dingo Pictures.

And like... do I back this? DO I?? I DON'T KNOW???

I'm just
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*KICKS THE DOOR DOWN* Anna Swan??? You mean wife of Captain Bates, mother of the Guinness World Record-holding largest newborn, at nearly 25 pounds?
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Most sideshow military titles (General Tom Thumb, Commodore Nutt, etc.) were BS. Image
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Queen Victoria gave them a matching pair of XL, diamond-studded gold watches as a wedding present.
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These dudes can be fragile. FRAGILE.
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You wouldn't think there would be nearly 4 hours worth of things to say abut him, but... guess so?
It reminds me of Pee-Wee Herman. Fred, unlike Pee-Wee, was always a children's character, but the jokes started out edgy; he was playing a small child who didn't understand his mother was an addict/sex worker/neglectful.

For some reason, Hollywood decided change that?
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