Oh wow when you guys said the rocket looked like a dick I thought you just meant it EVOKED a dick but…that’s straight up a dick
Having your highly publicized display of egotism and obscene wealth take place in a manifestly dick-shaped vehicle is such an unforced error that I’m obligated to conclude it’s on purpose
My husband just made a joke about him sending unsolicited pictures of his spacecraft to MacKenzie Scott and if I have to have that sad image in my head so do you

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