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@Soundsaboutrig4
Jul 20, 2021 • 7 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
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This is for people who doubted me. I told you I had a really cool and totally totally real book.
And before you start going. "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY YOU TODAY YOU IDIOT."

Booommm!
The first prophecy is sooooo disturbing!!
EVERYONE. I AM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT BECAUSE AS I READ THIS BOOK THAT IS FROM 1869, IT IS SOOOO ACCURATE!!
Look at this. WE COULD HAVE KNOWN WHO WOULD HAVE WON!!!
This is just straight up amazing!!
Uh...obviously he made typos...

JUST INCREDIBLE!

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Oh...and Jerry Orbach. RIP, too.

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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oof...that dude who I didn't replace.

You know what. Let's just get into the movie.
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