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SMALLIE

Jul 23, 2021 • 20 tweets • 9 min read • Read on X

Gist with Smallie: A thread

1.

Gist lover blog ate their own Sallah meat with monkey tail.
As they were filled, they came and posted a screenshot of the Snapchat conversation between aunty (Pejumade) and reekado Banks married brother (Temi) where they were talking about BDSM.

2.

Being a regular tiger generator, TwitterNg didn’t really drag Temi but focused on aunty (Pejumade) who was always tweeting that women should leave married men alone.

In their chat, Temi said…

“I’ll feed you food, like my dog”

E drag innocent bingo enter.

Oni BDSM isonu.

4.

Reactions…

5.

We left the BDSM immediately we saw a tweet where (Jebipatei) angrily said…

“Married men please wear your RINGS!!!”

One guy commented…

“Ring wey Dey turn Lagos babes on”

Another one said…

“That is when pejumade and co finds you attractive”

6.

Instablog came and said “lady cries out” as they posted (AuntyFeyi)’s tweet where she said women shouldn’t pay bloggers to embarrass her if they find their husbands coming close to her.

(Aunty Feyi) got angry and quoted instablog…

“It's your mother that will cry out”

Violence break🥂

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7.

Throwback…

8.

(Aproko doctor) mistakenly drank fearless instead of water then came to ask…

“Did you ever witness your parents fighting?”

That is how tweeps started constructing reports on how their daddies gave their mummies smackdown on the couch

9.

Wahala be like bicycle…

10.

The Tl was getting too peaceful before one guy (Zee_Zhu) tweeted…

“The African giant thing aside.. burna boy actually looks like a gorilla”

One guy commented…

“Make he fans no catch you shaa 😂”

Another guy replied…

“i mean, they are just 11”

11.

Video vixen (Bolanle pepper dem) has seen pepper in her marriage.

She said that her husband (Lincoln) has turned her to punching bag at home.

Lincoln too came and said that Bolanle used to beat him.

These ones don turn small marriage to WWE

12.

This is why TwitterNg turned Barry Jhay to tiger gen today.

13.

Aunty Kika Goodhair that said one Ghanaian man scammed her was beaten blue black by the mans family after they sued her to court and she refused to show up.

Ghana wey we never settle our jollof beef, you still go find their trouble, why dem no go use the vex beat you?

14.

Best in reporting🔥👍🏽

15.

Let’s be nice❤️

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#bbnaija2021 starts tomorrow, get ready for more violence.

It’s been a while we heard from Rainbow Twitter

Relationship Twitter has been giving us gist since

This weekend is going to be hot🌚

Stay tuned!!💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Goodnight 🥂🥂

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