Everyone likes to talk about Mike Vining, but I don't think you guys realize something extremely important.

He very likely slit throats to Funky Cold Medina
He was behind the fence from 78 through 92 at least

Funky Cold Medina came out in 89.

Your mom was probably shaking her ass to this song and he was out there dropping bodies.

EVEN BETTER: What are the odds that he was doing operator things while Rico Suave was playing?

That's right, while your daddy was trying to grab some tiddy at the skating rink to this music, he was placing breaching charges.

Delta's recruiting videos have always trended towards metal. This one that leaked in 2008 featured AC / DC and Motley Crue.

But I think we all know that OG Mike Vining would drop the beat and keep it funky fresh.

If Mike Vining transferred out of 1st SFOD-D in 92, then he never had to hear 4 Non Blondes "What's Up" playing in a team room.

We should all give thanks for this.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with Louis vil Le Gun ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Louis vil Le Gun ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @LouisvilleGun

26 Jul
Welcome back folks! It's Monday, and over the weekend we discussed Mike Vining & Pat McNamara's time at Delta. But, as anyone in the firearms community knows, you can't discuss The Unit without Larry Vicker's name coming up.

Strap in. It's going to get ugly.

1/ Image
Many of you are familiar with his prolific firearms development work - the HK 416, the HK 45, the TangoDown Glock accessories. But to truly understand Larry, you have to look at the events that forged him.

2/ ImageImageImage
Delta's origin has been covered in depth, but here's a TL:DR; Beckwith did an exchange with SAS, came back, and fought for a direct action US version. It took years but the evolving threat of 70s era terrorism & worse, disco, convinced leaders that the capacity was needed.

3/ Image
Read 35 tweets
25 Jul
Today we're going to talk about another well known SMU legend, Pat McNamara.

Pat spent 21 years in SF, with 13 in Delta. He retired in 2005. Unfortunately this means that he experienced some dark, terrible things during his service. I'm going to share what I've learned. ImageImageImage
The year is 1984. Pat is a young trooper, a "cherry" in his own words, freshly assigned to reactivated 1st Group. He's been through some of the toughest training the Army has. Van Halen's seminal album 1984 is working through the charts with Jump, Panama & Hot for Teacher Image
Unfortunately the 80s also produced some awful music. And Pat was a young man who enjoys pretty ladies.

As such, we can say with confidence that he was forced to endure videos like Bananarama's "Cruel Summer" while out on the prowl.
Read 18 tweets
20 Jul
Dirtbag assaults restaurant worker, employee protects herself and others by drawing her weapon.

Shannon Watts of Moms Demand Action would prefer that the women be unarmed.

Concealed carry empowers women.
For those wanting the backstory
fox6now.com/news/demanded-…
Friendly reminder: all gun control is racist. Gun control has always been about disarming minorities to appease Karens.
Read 8 tweets
28 Mar
Oh, I see, you've are just completely ignorant. Since others might be similarly uninformed,

1, it doesn't happen in countries with gun control, when cherry picking postage stamp sized countries with populations roughly the same as Rhoade Island and ignoring places like Mexico
2, The US isn't Europe, or Asia, or South America. We kill more people without guns than all those countries do by all methods combined (including guns). We're a violent country and gullible slackwits like yourself don't think past the surface.
3, the lion's share of those "mass shootings" that happen "every other day" are committed by people who've been through the criminal justice system repeatedly. They're already banned from having guns. They're banned from even having ammo. Most certainly can't buy from stores.
Read 10 tweets
15 Jan
Got another blue check: Andy Ostroy - writer, filmmaker, sucker who spread a meme to 85.2k followers. Thanks Andy!

ImageImage
Verified Twitter User Carl Banks, Former Giants player... got played by our memes:
ImageImage
462k followers, rock climber, fell down the crevasse of dank memes. Another confirmed success for #GOLDCORP

Image
Read 6 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

:(