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27 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
love watching people get super angry about mask recommendations even though throughout the entire pandemic its been crystal clear that advisories will change based on whether the pandemic is getting better or worse
what color is this map mostly
muting this thread, y'all go yell at a guy in a hazmat suit or something now ya hear
i said go yell at the hazmat guy. go on now, get. get on outta here

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